16-08-2008, 11:31 PM
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Re: Own poems
Last time that Mary was away
I remember it well I cleaned up all the poets room We got rid of all the smell We got out the polish Emptied all the bins Of paper, gum and fag ash And even banana skins Chris got out the vaccum Anny bought some Flowers Now the room is as it was Last time it took us hours Now you know why she's hiding She holds her head in shame As she thinks we will forget And clear it up again. |
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16-08-2008, 11:43 PM
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Re: Own poems
Oh Star the room is lovely, ash tray sparkling Clean
All ready for Mary to lay her ash in Coffee Jar all full, her cup beside So i dont think shes gone to hide Cream Cakes in the fridge not hid away Ops now girls make them last the day  |
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17-08-2008, 12:09 AM
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Re: Own poems
Now Chris you are not reading
Exactly what I say I'm not about to clean again It's Mary's turn today  Last edited by Starlight; 17-08-2008 at 12:51 AM. |
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Hampshire:- Barks, Bartholomew, Carpenter, Cousens, Cousins, Dumper, Gallagher, Goodchild, Glasspool, Hoskins, Light, Mason, Monday, Mundy, Pearce, Pitt, Shepherd, Spreadbury, Staniford, Terrill, Thornton, Warne, Webb, Woodford & many more. Top Tip: Use the forum search engine |
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17-08-2008, 12:13 AM
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Re: Own poems
Cream cakes in the fridge, Chris ?
I daren't go near that So they're quite safe from me, I'm fed up being fat. I vowed from today Stuff like that I would shun And I've been pretty good 'Cos I only had one, But just now as I raised My wine glass to my lips Enjoying the contents, Taking small sips, I thought that perhaps We should get in some wine To welcome back Mary, Red or white, either's fine. What's that you say, Chris, I shouldn't be drinking Because wine's full of calories ? Not to my way of thinking ! |
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17-08-2008, 01:01 AM
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Re: Own poems
Guess what !, I've just seen Mary
I wouldn't have thought her so bold She's not out with the builder But skipping with an 11 year old. |
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Hampshire:- Barks, Bartholomew, Carpenter, Cousens, Cousins, Dumper, Gallagher, Goodchild, Glasspool, Hoskins, Light, Mason, Monday, Mundy, Pearce, Pitt, Shepherd, Spreadbury, Staniford, Terrill, Thornton, Warne, Webb, Woodford & many more. Top Tip: Use the forum search engine |
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20-08-2008, 05:21 PM
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Re: Own poems
What have you lot been up to
While I've not been here ? I wasn't far away you know Out with the builder ? No fear ! And skipping with an 11 yr old ? Me ? At my age ? .......no way ! He's in my bad books - should have Gone on a Youth Club trip today ! Instead he chose to stay at home At cheerfully run amok Winding up our older boy And his girlfriend -wouldn't stop! Much shouting, banging,slamming doors Up and down the stairs While I tried to make a birthday card With some creative flair ! Not to be beat - I got it done The shouting carried on So then I put my twopenneth in Our little chap, no time, was gone ! Leaving us with peace -our older Lad gave his room a tidy He's trying hard to be grown up He'll be 18 on Friday ! Apart from all this havoc I've had meetings to attend My diary's never been so full But I fitted in seeing my friend. She due to go to hospital Was in need of a laugh or two And it got me out the house a while Well, least an hour or two. Glad to see you've all been busy Keeping the place clean Did I tell you that my hoover died And is now an old 'has been' ? I replaced it with a little one I can lift it up with ease But its very small -one room done It needs emptying if you please ! Mistake to buy a lightweight one Cos now Bill only cooks Now I can do the hoovering While he just sits and looks  |
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How beautiful it is to do nothing and rest afterwards... |
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20-08-2008, 09:10 PM
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Re: Own poems
Nice to see you drop in Mary sounds like youre busy Bee
A new hoover Mary  now youll be whizzing through, not like me We do miss your little daily Chat in rhyme But at present can see its a matter of time Not long young one will be at school ,working hard |
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21-08-2008, 11:11 AM
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Re: Own poems
Just when I began to think
Today's a brighter day With youngest lad out on a trip The phone rang - no, no way !! The trip was to a youth club In a nearby market town Seems our little lad walked out Not allowed a fag- he frowned.  He stormed off said that he was off To see his Mum nearby I rang him, he said 'I'm at youth club' I said to him -'don't lie'  I've just this minute had a call From the lady who works there She says you've just walked out In a mood - now this isn't fair ! 'I'm at the Youth club' he insisted But somehow I don't think so He's in a bad mood for some reason Won't say,why, so we don't know! Well, bless me, just had a phone call He's at the Youth Club now And going to do some cooking Kids !! They're up and then they're down !! So, hopefully all will be well Hope so, else I'll go mad Little kids with attitude !! Makes my head ache - bad ! Well, now I know that all is well I'll get back to my paint (I'm trying to be artistic But creative - it aint !! |
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