20-01-2007, 11:07 PM
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Re: own poems
And me.
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21-01-2007, 11:00 AM
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Re: own poems
Hope Lozzie's learned her lesson
From yesterday's goings on I shook my finger - shouted at her Told her 'all this is wrong' The F word is not to be said Least not close to my ears I'm quite broadminded 'bout most things In my advancing years.  But Lozzie got carried away No matter what I said She F-d and F-d .....no stopping her And I'd got an aching head !  Thankfully Mollie was there Then in came our mate Max (Max -she's not keen on this F word) And then in pops our Waks !  Well off they went -it drove me daft F this, and then F that ! And all I'd popped in for really Was a cheerful friendly chat !  Oh Lozz...........I had to suffer it Last night bout half past ten When Bill.........he started F -in' So I heard it all again ! I had enough and went to bed My head was fit to burst I'd had enough of F -in Can't think of nothing worse ! Next time I think 'bout chatting I'll check out first who's there And is there's any F -in going on Well - you'll not find me there ! (Good one Lozzie................best I could do as a reply !!............lol) |
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(AKA Mary)
How beautiful it is to do nothing and rest afterwards... |
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21-01-2007, 03:40 PM
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Re: own poems
I couldnt let it go Lozz
Without some sort of reply When I logged on this morning And I caught sight of your rhyme ! I had it in my head to write A poem of some kind That had Max rhyming with Waks But you..........you read my mind ! Beat me to it....yes you did But do I mind ? Oh no It gave me a much needed chuckle Headache ? That had to go ! Now this rhymes quite pathetic Cos it's getting on a bit I've been on here a bit too long Need somewhere soft to sit. So I'm off........well in at llittle while I'll just google a bit more Don''t ask me why............Is it an illness That there are tablets for ? If it is and if there are Well, sorry don't want none (I know that's awful grammar!) Who cares? It's all good fun !  |
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(AKA Mary)
How beautiful it is to do nothing and rest afterwards... |
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23-01-2007, 03:27 PM
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Re: own poems
The wind it did blow
And yes, we had snow A light dusting over the ground That's not much I thought But I nearly got caught As I very rapidly found ! There was I on the floor Sorting papers galore The phone rang -our lad said to me 'You seen outside ? My mouth opened wide At the size of the snowflakes I did see. It was nothing short Of a blizzard, I thought As the wind blew the snow across the street But instead of drifting The snow started shifting And quite quickly then turned to sleet. The sun came out bright Blue skies......clouds of white The snow then it started to thaw So quickly it came Just as quick -went away But the forecasters say we'll have more! So I'll be logged on Till this weather's gone There's no way I'm going out there If I fall, break my wrist Or worse still.... my hips I'll be stuck here....not go anywhere. So I'm playing safe Not gamble with fate Though last year if I recall right I broke my wrist -silly me I tripped over the tree So much for 'luck' on twelfth night ! So folks take good care Tread carefully where There is ice ,snow or trees on the floor 'Cos it just could be you In a plastercast too So don't stir outside your front door ! |
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(AKA Mary)
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24-01-2007, 06:02 PM
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Re: own poems
The snow disappeared
I sighed with relief Then this morning it was back again Only this time much worse Like some kind of curse But later it started to rain. The sun had shone bright And the snow went away Once more I sighed with relief Then it started to rain Turned to sleet -snow again I thought - this is beyond belief ! The weatherman's forecast Of 'light dusting' of snow On Wednesday/Thursday was out It came the day before And they say we'll have more So the weathermen I start to doubt ! Our young lad Jason Who gardens so well Couldn't work today it was so bad So my trellis is lacking The wood for it's backing And the kids here are driving me mad ! It snows, they come in First there were two Then three then four, five and six Some girls and some boys Oh they do make such noise My head feels like it's hit with a brick ! So please, Mr.Sunshine Come out to play I need you to stop all this snow I want to be warm I'm fed up with snow storms And next week to Mum's I must go. Now if I go to see her And ice starts to form Well -the car park will be like a rink But I can't skate on ice (I've tried it - twice!) Somethings not meant to be I think ! Oh well, thats the weather We can't change it all But oh how I long for the spring It's worth April showers For the sight of the flowers And the leaves on the trees that it brings. Fingers crossed -and legs too That this is our winter And after this week it will be gone I can take off my cardy Be slightly foolhardy With my denim skirt and t-shirt on ! |
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