17-01-2007, 01:53 PM
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Re: own poems
For Chris...................lol
There was a woman called Chris who lived in a shoe With so many grandkids -she didn't know what to do ! They'd turn up at Christmas and times in between Now what were their names.....is that Becky ? is it Jean ? The table she had was too small for them all New chairs had to be bought...........they sat in the hall. Every square inch of this shoe dear Chris owned Was crammed full of children............but did we hear her moan? Did we hear her say......'Oh no ! Not any more As another small child beat a path to her door Did we hear her say................'no dear.....not today' As they turned up in droves with all their mates to play. Did we hear her say - just once - 'Why me - oh why? No......never was heard from her a disgruntled sigh. The sighs were of relief...............her grandkids were healthy Ok so they might never be famous or wealthy But they were her grandkids............and she loved the all Even if it meant handprints and scuffs up the wall. She smiled when they laughed........she cried when they wept She played with them when awake...........dozed when they slept. Now I've quite lost count just how many she's got But believe me it's....... well..........really quite a lot ! I'll never catch up with her..............(to me its a relief 2 Grandkids now. another due will suit me.) So Chris take a medal - a pat on the back For the love you give out to your enormous pack Don't know how you do it............just know that you do You're a Gran in a million and I bet they all love you. (There...........will that do you Chris...............had to say something..........the words 'woman' and 'shoe' came to mind when I thought of your lot.............lol) |
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How beautiful it is to do nothing and rest afterwards... |
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18-01-2007, 04:59 PM
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Re: own poems
The wind it did blow But we didn't have snow
We had slates and tiles ripped from the roof We had rain and sunshine, bits of blue sky I'm gobsmacked to tell you the truth. Waks wheelie bins went for a synchronised dance My flower tubs they took a right tumble Bill came home from work, did a quick survey And went to the pub as he mumbled. Fences have been blown down (daren't look at mine) Only had it replaced just last year If it goes down again I think Direct Line Will say 'You're claims are costing us dear' It's supposed to calm down -well it did for a bit Then off it went.............gusting again Just when you thought it was safe to go out Down came the monsoon of rain ! Oh dear, British weather....is this what's to come Is this the Global Warming Iwonder Cos I thought Global Warming mean what it says Warmer weather - not gales -maybe add bits of thunder. Have I got it wrong ....is there someone up there Who knows more than us lot put together Cos if there is - please Mister Wotsisname Sir Can we have some half decent weather ? |
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(AKA Mary)
How beautiful it is to do nothing and rest afterwards... |
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20-01-2007, 08:40 PM
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Re: own poems
I popped into chat room today
A friend or 3 I saw there  Then wen I said the F-Word Well...Mary she did go spare  Oops soz Mary, I did say  I promise not to say it again But it was all "kicking off" in Reading and I honestly tried to refrain  But sure enough the F word Did appear once more Poor Max only sed Sunderland Mary threw her out the door!Punches they were a flying Red cards and a fracas it blew The Sub sent off only 10 secs on pitch Manager & Coaches were sent off too! You see the F word I was using Wasnt a swear word at all I was pmsl at the dramas Of Saturday afternoons FOOTBALL!!!! Loz  |
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Loz
AKA Billie No Mates  Researching: Me ancestors!!!!! |
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Max
