Thread: oh eck !!!!!

petal · 26-04-2006, 03:56 PM

I just done a great long poem
About Outlook Express
Cos mine aint working - no way
And now I'm in a stress !!

I put the poem on the board
Clicked 'submit' and then
I found I wasn't logged on here
And I can't write it again !

I cleared my cookies, like you should
And logged on to the site
But no way would me poem appear
My nails I began to bite !!!

So now you got my moans on here
Cos my e mail - it won't play
Bet its bunged up with loads of stuff
Over the last two days !

I'm panic stricken - maybe someone's
Trying to contact me
Cos they think we share the same rellie
In our family tree !

Maybe a funny joke's been sent
(I could do with a laugh)
Cos lifes been hectic up till now
And too stressful by half !

Oh well, I've had my little winge
Please forgive my rant
I'll shut up now cos otherwise
I just might be.........banned !

petal · 26-04-2006, 07:48 PM

Thanks to whoever put me here
Into my rightful place
I'd done a poem so long
Type it again I couldn't face.

I knew someone would find me
And pop me back at home
Now I just need Outlook sorting
To stop me having a moan !

Shan · 26-04-2006, 08:12 PM

Oh my dear Mary
who else could it be
but your bestest m8
no one else but me

xxxxxxxxxxxx

petal · 27-04-2006, 08:53 AM

Thanks Shan - I might have known
It would be you
Now I need Outlook sorting
Cos it's something I just can't do !

petal · 27-04-2006, 01:56 PM

I've had such a busy morning
Sorting out stuff for my mum
Cos there's appointments need making
When I'm there so I checked they could come.

All sorted out - well all except one
So on May 8th I'll be away
Then lo and behold I get a phone call
From the school - our lad's out from today !

They'll let him back in for his exams
But till then he'll be at home
Not enough that I've got a girl out of school
Now I've two of 'em........can you hear me groan ?

I had an appointment with some at 12
One of our old lad's has found a flat
And the landlord wanted to see him
'Bout the rent, sign the lease-stuff like that.

So I send out excluded boy into town
'Go to the library' I said
Make up for work that you should be doing
(I think he went somewhere else instead!)

He came back the time that I told him
And with him another young boy
'I said 'no you can't come in -you should be at school'
'I've been chucked out' he said with joy !

Oh dear me what is the world at now
Punishment is a day off
The kids lark about & get sent home - what fun
Someone is having a laugh !

So my time on here will be limited
With two hanging around every day
Not doing the school work they should do
Thinking it's more fun to play.

And I'll be the ogre who tells 'em
'No way - you don't go out, no fear!
Cos your days at school might be numbered
But for now your classroom is here !

26-04-2006, 03:56 PM	#1 (permalink)
petal Super Member Join Date: Dec 2005 Location: Horncastle, Lincolnshire Posts: 8,553 Total Awards: 5	oh eck !!!!! I just done a great long poem About Outlook Express Cos mine aint working - no way And now I'm in a stress !! I put the poem on the board Clicked 'submit' and then I found I wasn't logged on here And I can't write it again ! I cleared my cookies, like you should And logged on to the site But no way would me poem appear My nails I began to bite !!! So now you got my moans on here Cos my e mail - it won't play Bet its bunged up with loads of stuff Over the last two days ! I'm panic stricken - maybe someone's Trying to contact me Cos they think we share the same rellie In our family tree ! Maybe a funny joke's been sent (I could do with a laugh) Cos lifes been hectic up till now And too stressful by half ! Oh well, I've had my little winge Please forgive my rant I'll shut up now cos otherwise I just might be.........banned !
	(AKA Mary) How beautiful it is to do nothing and rest afterwards...

26-04-2006, 07:48 PM	#2 (permalink)
petal Super Member Join Date: Dec 2005 Location: Horncastle, Lincolnshire Posts: 8,553 Total Awards: 5	Re: oh eck !!!!! Thanks to whoever put me here Into my rightful place I'd done a poem so long Type it again I couldn't face. I knew someone would find me And pop me back at home Now I just need Outlook sorting To stop me having a moan !
	(AKA Mary) How beautiful it is to do nothing and rest afterwards...

26-04-2006, 08:12 PM	#3 (permalink)
Shan Super Member Join Date: Dec 2005 Location: Hampshire Posts: 1,747 Total Awards: 1	Re: oh eck !!!!! Oh my dear Mary who else could it be but your bestest m8 no one else but me xxxxxxxxxxxx
	Shan *Choose a job you love, and you will never have to work a day in your life* The UK's No 1 For Genealogy & Family History. Top Tip: Use the forum search page to find surnames!!.

27-04-2006, 08:53 AM	#4 (permalink)
petal Super Member Join Date: Dec 2005 Location: Horncastle, Lincolnshire Posts: 8,553 Total Awards: 5	Re: oh eck !!!!! Thanks Shan - I might have known It would be you Now I need Outlook sorting Cos it's something I just can't do !
	(AKA Mary) How beautiful it is to do nothing and rest afterwards...

27-04-2006, 01:56 PM	#5 (permalink)
petal Super Member Join Date: Dec 2005 Location: Horncastle, Lincolnshire Posts: 8,553 Total Awards: 5	Re: oh eck !!!!! I've had such a busy morning Sorting out stuff for my mum Cos there's appointments need making When I'm there so I checked they could come. All sorted out - well all except one So on May 8th I'll be away Then lo and behold I get a phone call From the school - our lad's out from today ! They'll let him back in for his exams But till then he'll be at home Not enough that I've got a girl out of school Now I've two of 'em........can you hear me groan ? I had an appointment with some at 12 One of our old lad's has found a flat And the landlord wanted to see him 'Bout the rent, sign the lease-stuff like that. So I send out excluded boy into town 'Go to the library' I said Make up for work that you should be doing (I think he went somewhere else instead!) He came back the time that I told him And with him another young boy 'I said 'no you can't come in -you should be at school' 'I've been chucked out' he said with joy ! Oh dear me what is the world at now Punishment is a day off The kids lark about & get sent home - what fun Someone is having a laugh ! So my time on here will be limited With two hanging around every day Not doing the school work they should do Thinking it's more fun to play. And I'll be the ogre who tells 'em 'No way - you don't go out, no fear! Cos your days at school might be numbered But for now your classroom is here !
	(AKA Mary) How beautiful it is to do nothing and rest afterwards...