AA 2 Poem thread

[Kelly]

Now i have a little tale to tell
it isnt very long
about the laugh we had last night
Mary got the story wrong

Now i was on msn
to Val our happydays
while we were chatting happily
The phone, now im not amazed

You got it right
you no need to guess
it was our m8 Mary
oh dear i love her Bless

She couldnt get her comp to work
she was in a State
Val came back and told me
about our dear old mate

So now you know the story
watching eastenders Val was not
She was telling me her bit of news
thats it Mary now you know the lot

Hows That Mary

Written by Shan

[Kelly]

Well Shan my pal I knew that
Cos when I was on the phone
Val said you were on MSN
But she listened to my moans.

I thought that you were talking
'Bout Eastenders little plot
What a surprise to discover
That in fact you were not.

So what were you to on about ?
Am I allowed to know
Or are you gonna tease me
By saying 'Tell you Mary ? No !

Written by Petal

[Kelly]

Talking of Eastenders ,
Which, apparently, you're not
I seem to be the only person
To have lost the plot .

I mean this in a literal sense ,
'Cos what is bugging me
Last night they went and put a football
Match on our TV !

At seven thirty , when by rights
Eastenders should be on
Up here we found we only had
Football to gaze upon .

"How dare they treat us so! ", I cried ,
I was extremely vexed.
At this point in the tale we need
To know what happens next !

I thought it might be shown tonight ,
But football's on again
Which only goes to prove the BBC
Is run by men .

Written by Anny

[Kelly]

Oh Anny please don't fret
Because you missed the blessed soap
The Omnibus is on Sunday
So to see it there's still hope.

Me ? I can't be bothered
With the like of Grunt and Phil
And Peggy, Sharon Chrissy Den
Used to watch 'em....had my fill.

It's always in the paper
Who's done what to who and when
So one quick read and I've caught up
Oh - what happened to Den ?

Oh that's right he got killed again
And this time can't be saved
But funniest sight was Chrissy
When she tumbled in his grave !

Before you think I watch this
But won't admit to you
I visited my Mum and she's an addict
The Street,Emmerdale too !

So when I got to see her
I get to have my fill
Of soaps - Mum watches everything
Especially Grunt and Phil !


Good to see you Anny.

Written by Petal

[Kelly]

It's about time someone told the truth
Eastenders is just pants
Espeshly with the reappearance
Of Fat old Phil and Grant.

Just looking at the two of them
Is really such a drag
Together they can't punch their way
Out of a Tesco's bag

They're just about as scary
As little tweety pie
And everyone's so terrified
I really wonder why

I was feeling quite depressed
Depression's wave was tidal
But the sight of Phil and Grant running
Has made me suicidal

Now good old Corrie makes me laugh
With all its twists and turns
With Martin, he's in lurv again
He never, ever learns

And Gail as coy as coy can be
But acting like a vamp
All in the hope of bedding Phil
Who looks awfully like a tramp

He hasn't had a decent shave
Since he has joined the street
Maybe a shave is not important
When you're doing feet

But Gail and Phil together
Make a lovely, dippy pair
Can't wait to see next episode
Half seven. I'll be there.

God bless

Moogaloo

[Kelly]

Nice to see you Mary
Glad you're back among the clan
I nearly wasn't here today
Things didn't go to plan.

My pooter started playing up
Last night.....no dial up tone
It said...I thought 'that's funny'
Cos I can use my phone.'

But last night on 1571
A message was left for me
I heard it, didn't delete it
Could this the problem be ?

Cos when I tried this morning
To log on 'no dial up tone'
My pooter said, so once again
I thought I'd check my phone.

I got rid of the message left
Then I logged on once more
Lo and behold, I got connected
For how long I'm not sure !

I someone rings me on my phone
Will 'disconnect' occur
Until the messages have gone ?
If so, its quite absurd.

It really drives me barmy
Not knowing , day to day
If I can get on line or not
To my precious AA.

So if I'm not about folks
You'll know the reason why
Me and my computer
Will have said a sad 'bye bye'

Written by Petal

[Kelly]

It's a been a week since we moved here
I've found my way around
Surprise, surprise I didn't get lost
Easier than I thought, I found.

I've tried to add new stuff on here
History, customs and stuff
But now I've lost my Google page
Wanadoo aint good enough !

I started off with Google first
Then somehow it disappeared
Wanadoo was there instead
Not much on there I fear.

I've been back to the old site
Several times this week
With tissues in a box handy
Just in case I should weep.

I glanced around, it looked so sad
No-one was there you see
Like peering in an empty house
Nobody there but me.

Mollie came a few times
And we had a laugh or too
I wanted to add a poem
But I just could not get through.

Oh well, times change and we move on
And now I'm glad I'm here
With all the mates I met before
And now hold oh so dear.

Thanks AA1 for being there
For a little soul like me
You gave me comfort when I was sad
And helped me with my tree.

You were a second home and I
Was lucky you were there
With members of such like minds
Who I know really care.

Well, now we've all move over
Things are much as before
Except now we've got square smilies
Do I like them ? I'm not sure.

My avatar's just perfect for me
Petal, like my name
But I keep forgetting to pop in
And play the old word games.

I've rambled on enough I think
So here I'll end this rhyme
With thanks to AA's one and two
This site I think's just fine !

Written by Petal

[Kelly]

I think your right dear mary
This site is just a thrill
the way that Jon designed it
but still i get a chill

Thinking of poor AA1
stood all alone and bear
To cease existing by tomorrow
From me you'll hear no cheer

For all the friends i made
and all that was onsite
it really was a pleasure
and never there a fight

So on this word I'll put to bed
our poor old AA1
new members on AA2 the'll be
To join in all the fun

Written by Shan

[Kelly]

I somehow thought you'd feel like me
'Bout the old site, but hey,
We haven't left our mates behind
They're on this new AA.

So let's not cry..though a tear just dropped
Memories they'll always be
Without that little old site
Well now, where would I be ?

I'd be stuck on my Family Tree
And Shan would have stayed sane
Without my endless list of Pendereds
Not to mention other names !

I'd have had no one to chat to
Chat rooms ? They were taboo
Least they were in my book
Till I came here and met you.

I'd have never written my poems
Though some a bit absurd !
And thanks to Geoff a novel's done
I loved writing every word.

The things I've done are endless
And its all thanks to AA
So AA2 I'm afraid you're stuck
Cos I'll be here every day !

Written by Petal

[Kelly]

I've put away my hankies
And carefully planned my day
I've christmas cards to make
As well as posting on AA.

I went and bought some index cards
A new system to use
I thought it might be easier
Locating names, who's who.

It's just the chore of writing out
The Pendereds that I've got
Along with Haddons Smiths and Sanders
Oh there seems a lot !!

But this is something I have said
I'd do ......and do I must
I promised I'd get organised
Not let things gather dust.

I dont mean in the cleaning sense
Oh no, no, no, not me !
I mean getting my projects done
About my Family Tree.

Instead of sitting thinking
'Cos that won't get them done
I do it.....well I did my folders
And that was lots of fun.

Finding all the pictures
To represent kith and kin
Index cards ? decorate them ?
I'll see when I begin.

Maybe I will, maybe I won't
Depends much on my mood
And now I'm off cos nothing rhymes
With mood.....except food and rude !!

Written by Petal