Thread: Best Headlines of 2006

petal · 28-01-2007, 07:11 PM

Subject: The year's best headlines of 2006

Crack Found on Governor's Daughter
(Imagine that!)

Something Went Wrong in Jet Crash, Expert Says
( No, really?)

Police Begin Campaign to Run Down Jaywalkers
( Now that's taking things a bit far!)

Is There a Ring of Debris around Uranus?
(Whaaat??)

Panda Mating Fails; - Veterinarian Takes Over
(What a guy! )

Miners Refuse to Work after Death
( No-good-for-nothing' lazy so-and-sos!)

Juvenile Court to Try Shooting Defendant
(See if that works any better than a fair trial! )

War Dims Hope for Peace
( I can see where it might have that effect! )

If Strike Isn't Settled Quickly , It May Last Awhile
(You think?! )

Cold Wave Linked to Temperatures
( Who would have thought! )

Enfield ( London ) Couple Slain;
PoliceSuspect Homicide
(They may be on to something! )

Red Tape Holds Up New Bridges
(You mean there's something stronger than duct tape?!)

Man Struck By Lightning: Faces Battery Charge
(He probably IS the battery charge)

New Study of Obesity Looks for LargerTest Group
( Weren't they fat enough?! )

Astronaut Takes Blame for Gas in Spacecraft
( That's what he gets for eating those beans!)

Kids Make Nutritious Snacks
( Taste like chicken?)

High School Dropouts Cut in Half
(Chainsaw Massacre all over again!)

Hospitals are Sued by 7 Foot Doctors
(Boy, are they tall!)

And the winner is....
Typhoon Rips Through Cemetery; Hundreds Dead
(Did I read that sign right? )

Now that you've smiled at least once,it's your turn to spread the stupidity and send this to someone you want tobring a smile to (maybe even a chuckle). We all need a good laugh,at least once a day.

Waks · 28-01-2007, 07:55 PM

Mary....that's certainly made me laugh, I got the hubby to read that one & he even laughed

How's the packing etc., going? Are you nearly ready?

Flood · 29-01-2007, 05:53 PM

That was funny! I'll send it to my sister, she'll love it!

28-01-2007, 07:11 PM	#1 (permalink)
petal Super Member Join Date: Dec 2005 Location: Horncastle, Lincolnshire Posts: 8,637 Total Awards: 5	Best Headlines of 2006 Subject: The year's best headlines of 2006 Crack Found on Governor's Daughter (Imagine that!) Something Went Wrong in Jet Crash, Expert Says ( No, really?) Police Begin Campaign to Run Down Jaywalkers ( Now that's taking things a bit far!) Is There a Ring of Debris around Uranus? (Whaaat??) Panda Mating Fails; - Veterinarian Takes Over (What a guy! ) Miners Refuse to Work after Death ( No-good-for-nothing' lazy so-and-sos!) Juvenile Court to Try Shooting Defendant (See if that works any better than a fair trial! ) War Dims Hope for Peace ( I can see where it might have that effect! ) If Strike Isn't Settled Quickly , It May Last Awhile (You think?! ) Cold Wave Linked to Temperatures ( Who would have thought! ) Enfield ( London ) Couple Slain; PoliceSuspect Homicide (They may be on to something! ) Red Tape Holds Up New Bridges (You mean there's something stronger than duct tape?!) Man Struck By Lightning: Faces Battery Charge (He probably IS the battery charge) New Study of Obesity Looks for LargerTest Group ( Weren't they fat enough?! ) Astronaut Takes Blame for Gas in Spacecraft ( That's what he gets for eating those beans!) Kids Make Nutritious Snacks ( Taste like chicken?) High School Dropouts Cut in Half (Chainsaw Massacre all over again!) Hospitals are Sued by 7 Foot Doctors (Boy, are they tall!) And the winner is.... Typhoon Rips Through Cemetery; Hundreds Dead (Did I read that sign right? ) Now that you've smiled at least once,it's your turn to spread the stupidity and send this to someone you want tobring a smile to (maybe even a chuckle). We all need a good laugh,at least once a day.
	(AKA Mary) How beautiful it is to do nothing and rest afterwards...

28-01-2007, 07:55 PM	#2 (permalink)
Waks Ancestry Aid Staff Join Date: Jan 2007 Location: West Yorkshire Posts: 7,124 Total Awards: 2	Re: Best Headlines of 2006 Mary....that's certainly made me laugh, I got the hubby to read that one & he even laughed How's the packing etc., going? Are you nearly ready?
	*Helen.....* Searching: Horstead, Richardson, Stemmerman, Culloden, Walker, Elford, Broadhead, Lightowler.

29-01-2007, 05:53 PM	#3 (permalink)
Flood AA SUPPORTER Join Date: Oct 2006 Location: A great place in Devon called Tiverton. Posts: 5,022 Total Awards: 4	Re: Best Headlines of 2006 That was funny! I'll send it to my sister, she'll love it!