Thread: A Christmas Joke......

lozzie · 04-12-2006, 08:35 PM

Why can only tiny fairies sit under toadstools??

Because there is not MUSHROOM!!!

Loz

lozzie · 04-12-2006, 08:36 PM

Who hides in the bakery at Christmas?????

A Mince SPY!!!!

PMSL!!!! ROFLMAO!!!

Loz

Chris · 04-12-2006, 08:37 PM

lozzie · 04-12-2006, 08:58 PM

Knock Knock.....

Who's there?????

Mary

Mary Who???

MARY CHRISTMAS!!!

Loz

lozzie · 04-12-2006, 08:59 PM

What do you call Santa Claus when he's not moving???

SANTA PAUSE!!!!

Loz

maxdemonkey · 04-12-2006, 09:11 PM

Oh dear lol

nanna · 04-12-2006, 11:48 PM

I second that Max,

Dg300 · 05-12-2006, 01:24 PM

Judging by those jokes Loz

You are feeling .....

Fit and elfy lol

Dg300

Flood · 05-12-2006, 05:14 PM

Oh dearie, dearie me!!!

lozzie · 05-12-2006, 09:46 PM

And for todays giggles...........

What do you get if you eat Christmas decorations?

Tinnsulitus!!!!!

Loz

04-12-2006, 08:35 PM	#1 (permalink)
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04-12-2006, 08:36 PM	#2 (permalink)
lozzie AA SUPPORTER Join Date: Dec 2005 Location: At Home Posts: 2,270 Total Awards: 3	Re: A Christmas Joke...... Who hides in the bakery at Christmas????? A Mince SPY!!!! PMSL!!!! ROFLMAO!!! Loz
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04-12-2006, 08:37 PM	#3 (permalink)
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04-12-2006, 08:58 PM	#4 (permalink)
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04-12-2006, 11:48 PM	#7 (permalink)
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05-12-2006, 01:24 PM	#8 (permalink)
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05-12-2006, 05:14 PM	#9 (permalink)
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05-12-2006, 09:46 PM	#10 (permalink)
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