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What do you call a cat on the beach at Christmas time? Sandy Claus!!!! .......


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Old 06-12-2006, 11:01 PM   #21 (permalink)
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What do you call a cat on the beach at Christmas time?




Sandy Claus!!!!
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Old 06-12-2006, 11:13 PM   #22 (permalink)
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PMSAL


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Old 06-12-2006, 11:16 PM   #23 (permalink)
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What do Elves learn at school?



The Elf-abet!!!!!
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Old 06-12-2006, 11:21 PM   #24 (permalink)
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What Christmas Carol is a favourite of parents?



Silent Night.
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Old 06-12-2006, 11:22 PM   #25 (permalink)
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Why does Santa have 3 gardens?




So he can Hoe Hoe Hoe!!!!!
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Old 06-12-2006, 11:23 PM   #26 (permalink)
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A sort of Christmassy one, pulled out in a cracker today!

Who is the most famous married woman in America?

Mrs Sippi

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What do snowmen eat for breakfast?




Frosted Flakes!!!
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Old 06-12-2006, 11:30 PM   #28 (permalink)
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What do you get when you cross a snowman with a vampire?




Frostbite!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
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What does a frog do when he breaks down?

He gets toad in !!!

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What did the pack of Walkers say to the Skips?



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