Thread: Todays Smile

Shan · 19-04-2006, 03:58 PM

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TO BRIGHTEN YOUR DAY..............

I HOPE YOU HAVE A WONDERFUL ONE ! ! ! !

1. Birds of a feather flock together, and then cxxx on your car.

2. There's always a lot to be thankful for if you take time to look for it.
For example I am sitting here thinking how nice it is that wrinkles don't hurt.

3. When I'm feeling down, I like to whistle.
It makes the neighbor's dog run to the end of his chain and gag himself.

4. If you can't be kind, at least have the decency to be vague.

5. Don't assume malice for what stupidity can explain.

6. A penny saved is a government oversight.

7. The real art of conversation is not only to say the right thing in the right place,
but also to leave unsaid the wrong thing at the tempting moment.

8. The older you get, the tougher it is to lose weight,
because by then your body and your fat are really good friends.

9. The easiest way to find something lost around the house
is to buy a replacement.

10. He who hesitates is probably right.

11. If you think there is good in everybody, you haven't met everybody.

12. If you can smile when things go wrong,
you have someone in mind to blame.

13. The sole purpose of a child's middle name is
so he can tell when he's really in trouble.

14. The mind is like a parachute;
it works much better when it's open.

15. The only difference between a rut and a grave is the depth!

mollie · 19-04-2006, 04:26 PM

PMSL Shan........very good

nev · 19-04-2006, 09:08 PM

Can't eat

Beef, Mad cow....
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Can't eat chicken . bird flu
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Can't eat eggs ..
Salmonella
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Can't eat pork ..
fears of trichinosis...
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Can't eat fish ..
heavy metals in the waters has poisoned their meat
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Can't eat fruits and veggies ...

insecticides and herbicides
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Hmmmmmmmmm!!!!!!!!!!!!!
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M
M
M
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M
M
M
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I believe that leaves Chocolate!!!!!!!!

Remember - - -
"STRESSED"
spelled backwards is
"DESSERTS"
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Send this to four people
and you will lose 2 pounds.
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Send this to everyone you know (or ever
knew), and you will lose 10 pounds.
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(If you delete this message, you will gain
10 pounds immediately.)

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"That's why I had to pass this on - -
- - - I didn't want to risk it."

nanna · 20-04-2006, 10:35 PM

Very Good Shan, pmsl.

19-04-2006, 03:58 PM	#1 (permalink)
Shan Super Member Join Date: Dec 2005 Location: Hampshire Posts: 1,747 Total Awards: 1	Todays Smile -------------------------------------------------------------------------------- TO BRIGHTEN YOUR DAY.............. I HOPE YOU HAVE A WONDERFUL ONE ! ! ! ! 1. Birds of a feather flock together, and then cxxx on your car. 2. There's always a lot to be thankful for if you take time to look for it. For example I am sitting here thinking how nice it is that wrinkles don't hurt. 3. When I'm feeling down, I like to whistle. It makes the neighbor's dog run to the end of his chain and gag himself. 4. If you can't be kind, at least have the decency to be vague. 5. Don't assume malice for what stupidity can explain. 6. A penny saved is a government oversight. 7. The real art of conversation is not only to say the right thing in the right place, but also to leave unsaid the wrong thing at the tempting moment. 8. The older you get, the tougher it is to lose weight, because by then your body and your fat are really good friends. 9. The easiest way to find something lost around the house is to buy a replacement. 10. He who hesitates is probably right. 11. If you think there is good in everybody, you haven't met everybody. 12. If you can smile when things go wrong, you have someone in mind to blame. 13. The sole purpose of a child's middle name is so he can tell when he's really in trouble. 14. The mind is like a parachute; it works much better when it's open. 15. The only difference between a rut and a grave is the depth!
	Shan *Choose a job you love, and you will never have to work a day in your life* The UK's No 1 For Genealogy & Family History. Top Tip: Use the forum search page to find surnames!!.

19-04-2006, 04:26 PM	#2 (permalink)
mollie Ancestry Aid Staff Join Date: Dec 2005 Location: Isle of Man Posts: 1,686 Total Awards: 2	Re: Todays Smile *PMSL Shan........very good*
	Mollie Ancestry Aid Moderator The UK's No 1 For Genealogy & Family History. Top Tip: Use the forum search page to find surnames!!. Dunne,McManus, McCann,O'Dowd, Higgins, Smith, Traynor, O'Byrne, Lamond/t Henry/Nicolson/Bowman/McCafferty/Keelan and more....did I say Smith...oh yes I did...we all have one.........lol

19-04-2006, 09:08 PM	#3 (permalink)
nev Committed Member Join Date: Dec 2005 Location: AMANZIMTOTI. SOUTH AFRICA Posts: 66	Re: Todays Smile Can't eat Beef, Mad cow.... [IMG]file:///C:/Documents%20and%20Settings/User/Local%20Settings/Application%20Data/IM/Runtime/Message/%7B4C4279AE-AA13-430F-BD4C-5DB81FADAE27%7D/Show/ATT6089962111.gif[/IMG] Can't eat chicken . bird flu [IMG]file:///C:/Documents%20and%20Settings/User/Local%20Settings/Application%20Data/IM/Runtime/Message/%7B4C4279AE-AA13-430F-BD4C-5DB81FADAE27%7D/Show/ATT6089963222.gif[/IMG] Can't eat eggs .. Salmonella [IMG]file:///C:/Documents%20and%20Settings/User/Local%20Settings/Application%20Data/IM/Runtime/Message/%7B4C4279AE-AA13-430F-BD4C-5DB81FADAE27%7D/Show/ATT6089964333.gif[/IMG] Can't eat pork .. fears of trichinosis... [IMG]file:///C:/Documents%20and%20Settings/User/Local%20Settings/Application%20Data/IM/Runtime/Message/%7B4C4279AE-AA13-430F-BD4C-5DB81FADAE27%7D/Show/ATT6089965444.gif[/IMG] Can't eat fish .. heavy metals in the waters has poisoned their meat [IMG]file:///C:/Documents%20and%20Settings/User/Local%20Settings/Application%20Data/IM/Runtime/Message/%7B4C4279AE-AA13-430F-BD4C-5DB81FADAE27%7D/Show/ATT6089966555.gif[/IMG] Can't eat fruits and veggies ... insecticides and herbicides [IMG]file:///C:/Documents%20and%20Settings/User/Local%20Settings/Application%20Data/IM/Runtime/Message/%7B4C4279AE-AA13-430F-BD4C-5DB81FADAE27%7D/Show/ATT6089967666.gif[/IMG][IMG]file:///C:/Documents%20and%20Settings/User/Local%20Settings/Application%20Data/IM/Runtime/Message/%7B4C4279AE-AA13-430F-BD4C-5DB81FADAE27%7D/Show/ATT6089968777.gif[/IMG][IMG]file:///C:/Documents%20and%20Settings/User/Local%20Settings/Application%20Data/IM/Runtime/Message/%7B4C4279AE-AA13-430F-BD4C-5DB81FADAE27%7D/Show/ATT6089969888.gif[/IMG] Hmmmmmmmmm!!!!!!!!!!!!! M M M M M M M M M M M [IMG]file:///C:/Documents%20and%20Settings/User/Local%20Settings/Application%20Data/IM/Runtime/Message/%7B4C4279AE-AA13-430F-BD4C-5DB81FADAE27%7D/Show/ATT6089970999.gif[/IMG] I believe that leaves Chocolate!!!!!!!! Remember - - - "STRESSED" spelled backwards is "DESSERTS" [IMG]file:///C:/Documents%20and%20Settings/User/Local%20Settings/Application%20Data/IM/Runtime/Message/%7B4C4279AE-AA13-430F-BD4C-5DB81FADAE27%7D/Show/ATT6089971101010.jpg[/IMG] Send this to four people and you will lose 2 pounds. [IMG]file:///C:/Documents%20and%20Settings/User/Local%20Settings/Application%20Data/IM/Runtime/Message/%7B4C4279AE-AA13-430F-BD4C-5DB81FADAE27%7D/Show/ATT6089972111111.jpg[/IMG] Send this to everyone you know (or ever knew), and you will lose 10 pounds. [IMG]file:///C:/Documents%20and%20Settings/User/Local%20Settings/Application%20Data/IM/Runtime/Message/%7B4C4279AE-AA13-430F-BD4C-5DB81FADAE27%7D/Show/ATT6089973121212.jpg[/IMG] (If you delete this message, you will gain 10 pounds immediately.) [IMG]file:///C:/Documents%20and%20Settings/User/Local%20Settings/Application%20Data/IM/Runtime/Message/%7B4C4279AE-AA13-430F-BD4C-5DB81FADAE27%7D/Show/ATT6089974131313.jpg[/IMG] "That's why I had to pass this on - - - - - I didn't want to risk it."
	Credite Mihe Veteranus Sum

20-04-2006, 10:35 PM	#4 (permalink)
nanna Ancestry Aid Staff Join Date: Dec 2005 Location: Liverpool, Merseyside.U.K Posts: 11,524 Total Awards: 3	Re: Todays Smile *Very Good Shan, pmsl.*