Thread: Few things to ponder over....

petal · 19-04-2006, 09:58 AM

1. I signed up for an exercise class and was told to wear loose-fitting clothing.
If I HAD any loose-fitting clothing, I wouldn't have needed to sign up in the first place!

2. When I was young we used to go "skinny dipping," now we just "chunky dunk."

3. Wouldn't it be nice if whenever we messed up our life we could simply press 'Ctrl Alt Delete' and start all over?

4. Stress is when you wake up screaming and then you realize you haven't fallen asleep yet.

5. My husband said I never listened to him. At least I think that's what he said.

6. Just remember...if the world didn't suck, we'd all fall off.

7. If raising children was going to be easy, it never would have started with something called labor!

8. Brain cells come and brain cells go, but fat cells live forever.

But Most Of All, Remember!

A Friend Is Like A Good Bra. Hard to Find, Supportive, Comfortable, And Always Close To Your Heart!<

mollie · 19-04-2006, 02:38 PM

Very Good mate

Starlight · 19-04-2006, 10:14 PM

Very good Mary, so what is your excuse for not being able to do the word games now

Suey · 20-04-2006, 06:40 AM

Very good Mary we do like this one,lol.

Sueyxx

nanna · 20-04-2006, 10:44 PM

Loved this one Mary, very good.

19-04-2006, 09:58 AM	#1 (permalink)
petal Super Member Join Date: Dec 2005 Location: Horncastle, Lincolnshire Posts: 8,637 Total Awards: 5	Few things to ponder over.... 1. I signed up for an exercise class and was told to wear loose-fitting clothing. If I HAD any loose-fitting clothing, I wouldn't have needed to sign up in the first place! 2. When I was young we used to go "skinny dipping," now we just "chunky dunk." 3. Wouldn't it be nice if whenever we messed up our life we could simply press 'Ctrl Alt Delete' and start all over? 4. Stress is when you wake up screaming and then you realize you haven't fallen asleep yet. 5. My husband said I never listened to him. At least I think that's what he said. 6. Just remember...if the world didn't suck, we'd all fall off. 7. If raising children was going to be easy, it never would have started with something called labor! 8. Brain cells come and brain cells go, but fat cells live forever. But Most Of All, Remember! A Friend Is Like A Good Bra. Hard to Find, Supportive, Comfortable, And Always Close To Your Heart!<
	(AKA Mary) How beautiful it is to do nothing and rest afterwards...

19-04-2006, 02:38 PM	#2 (permalink)
mollie Ancestry Aid Staff Join Date: Dec 2005 Location: Isle of Man Posts: 1,686 Total Awards: 2	Re: Few things to ponder over.... *Very Good mate*
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19-04-2006, 10:14 PM	#3 (permalink)
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20-04-2006, 06:40 AM	#4 (permalink)
Suey AA SUPPORTER Join Date: Dec 2005 Posts: 893 Total Awards: 2	Re: Few things to ponder over.... Very good Mary we do like this one,lol. Sueyxx
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20-04-2006, 10:44 PM	#5 (permalink)
nanna Ancestry Aid Staff Join Date: Dec 2005 Location: Liverpool, Merseyside.U.K Posts: 11,524 Total Awards: 3	Re: Few things to ponder over.... *Loved this one Mary, very good.*