Thread: Sorry Guys...can't resist.....pmsl

mollie · 18-04-2006, 09:51 AM

Why Scotland is a grand place

In the beginning, The Lord God Almighty, sitting on His throne on high, turned to His mate, the Archangel Gabriel and said "Gabby, today I'm going to create Scotland. I will make it a country of dark beautiful mountains, purple glens and rich green forests. I will give it clear swift flowing rivers and I will fill them with salmon. The land shall be lush and fertile, on which the people shall grow barley to brew into an amber nectar that will be much sought after the world over. Underneath the land I shall lay rich seams of coal.

In the waters around the shores there will be an abundance of fish and beneath the sea bed there will be vast deposits of oil and gas".

"Excuse me Sire", interrupted the Archangel Gabriel, "Don't you think you are being a bit too generous to these Scots"?

"Not really", replied the Lord, "wait 'til you see the neighbours I'm giving them".

Chris · 18-04-2006, 12:02 PM

lol you nut mollie

xx

petal · 18-04-2006, 03:04 PM

love it Moll..............lol

Shan · 18-04-2006, 03:10 PM

LOL ..............Very good Mol

nanna · 20-04-2006, 10:40 PM

What are you like Moll, pmsl very good.

Nanna

18-04-2006, 09:51 AM	#1 (permalink)
mollie Ancestry Aid Staff Join Date: Dec 2005 Location: Isle of Man Posts: 1,686 Total Awards: 2	Sorry Guys...can't resist.....pmsl Why Scotland is a grand place In the beginning, The Lord God Almighty, sitting on His throne on high, turned to His mate, the Archangel Gabriel and said "Gabby, today I'm going to create Scotland. I will make it a country of dark beautiful mountains, purple glens and rich green forests. I will give it clear swift flowing rivers and I will fill them with salmon. The land shall be lush and fertile, on which the people shall grow barley to brew into an amber nectar that will be much sought after the world over. Underneath the land I shall lay rich seams of coal. In the waters around the shores there will be an abundance of fish and beneath the sea bed there will be vast deposits of oil and gas". "Excuse me Sire", interrupted the Archangel Gabriel, "Don't you think you are being a bit too generous to these Scots"? "Not really", replied the Lord, "wait 'til you see the neighbours I'm giving them".
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18-04-2006, 12:02 PM	#2 (permalink)
Chris Ancestry Aid Owner Join Date: Dec 2005 Location: UK - England Posts: 5,581	Re: Sorry Guys...can't resist.....pmsl lol you nut mollie xx
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18-04-2006, 03:04 PM	#3 (permalink)
petal Super Member Join Date: Dec 2005 Location: Horncastle, Lincolnshire Posts: 8,637 Total Awards: 5	Re: Sorry Guys...can't resist.....pmsl love it Moll..............lol
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18-04-2006, 03:10 PM	#4 (permalink)
Shan Super Member Join Date: Dec 2005 Location: Hampshire Posts: 1,747 Total Awards: 1	Re: Sorry Guys...can't resist.....pmsl *LOL ..............Very good Mol*
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20-04-2006, 10:40 PM	#5 (permalink)
nanna Ancestry Aid Staff Join Date: Dec 2005 Location: Liverpool, Merseyside.U.K Posts: 11,524 Total Awards: 3	Re: Sorry Guys...can't resist.....pmsl *What are you like Moll, pmsl very good.* *Nanna*