Thread: Todays Smile

Shan · 17-04-2006, 08:48 PM

Delia's Way
Stuff a miniature marshmallow in the bottom of a sugar cone to prevent icecream drips.

The Real Woman's Way

Just suck the ice cream out of the bottom of the cone, for God's sake. You are probably lying on the couch with your feet up eating it anyway.

Delia's Way

To keep potatoes from budding, place an apple in the bag with the potatoes.

The Real Woman's Way

Buy Smash and keep it in the cupboard for up to a year.

Delia's Way

When a cake recipe calls for flouring the baking tin, use a bit of the dry cake mix instead and there won't be any white mess on the outside of the cake.

The Real Woman's Way

Tescos' sell cakes. They even do decorated versions.

Delia's Way

If you accidentally over-salt a dish while it's still cooking, drop in a potato slice.

The Real Woman's Way

If you over salt a dish while you are cooking, that's tough ****. Please recite with me the Real Woman's motto: "I made it and you will eat it and I don't care how bad it tastes."

Delia's Way

Wrap celery in aluminum foil when putting in the refrigerator and it will keep for weeks

The Real Woman's Way

It could keep forever. Who eats it?

Delia's Way

Cure for headaches: Take a lime, cut it in half and rub it on your forehead. The throbbing will go away.

The Real Woman's Way

Cure for headaches: Take a lime, cut it in half and drop it in 8 ounces of vodka. Drink the vodka. You might still have the headache, but you wont give a sh*t?

Delia's Way

If you have a problem opening jars, try using latex dishwashing gloves. They give a non-slip grip that makes opening jars easy.

The Real Woman's Way

Why do I have a man?

Finally the most important tip

Delia's Way

Freeze leftover wine into ice cubes for future use in casseroles

The Real Woman's Way

left over wine???? Hello

maxdemonkey · 17-04-2006, 09:07 PM

who is this Delia woman anyway pmsl very good I like it

Shan · 17-04-2006, 09:09 PM

OH Max
and you a chef lol

Delia smith m8 pmsl

maxdemonkey · 17-04-2006, 09:25 PM

OH SHAN pmsl that Delia lol

Starlight · 17-04-2006, 11:23 PM

You must have contacts Max, why not send her a copy

nanna · 17-04-2006, 11:49 PM

CELERY can't stand the stuff, lol, very good Shan, pmsl.

happydays · 18-04-2006, 06:25 AM

lmao at this and the replys , pmsl max xxx

Veldixena · 18-04-2006, 08:54 AM

Excellant - certainly brought a smile to my face this morning

petal · 18-04-2006, 03:16 PM

sounds like my way of cooking Shan........NOT the Delia way

(Oh poops.........just remembered I got to roll out some ready made pastry for a pie, prepare veg and stuff for dinner......lol)

mollie · 18-04-2006, 03:42 PM

PMSL..................Very good Shan

17-04-2006, 08:48 PM	#1 (permalink)
Shan Super Member Join Date: Dec 2005 Location: Hampshire Posts: 1,747 Total Awards: 1	Todays Smile Delia's Way Stuff a miniature marshmallow in the bottom of a sugar cone to prevent icecream drips. The Real Woman's Way Just suck the ice cream out of the bottom of the cone, for God's sake. You are probably lying on the couch with your feet up eating it anyway. Delia's Way To keep potatoes from budding, place an apple in the bag with the potatoes. The Real Woman's Way Buy Smash and keep it in the cupboard for up to a year. Delia's Way When a cake recipe calls for flouring the baking tin, use a bit of the dry cake mix instead and there won't be any white mess on the outside of the cake. The Real Woman's Way Tescos' sell cakes. They even do decorated versions. Delia's Way If you accidentally over-salt a dish while it's still cooking, drop in a potato slice. The Real Woman's Way If you over salt a dish while you are cooking, that's tough ***. Please recite with me the Real Woman's motto: "I made it and you will eat it and I don't care how bad it tastes." Delia's Way Wrap celery in aluminum foil when putting in the refrigerator and it will keep for weeks The Real Woman's Way It could keep forever. Who eats it? Delia's Way Cure for headaches: Take a lime, cut it in half and rub it on your forehead. The throbbing will go away. The Real Woman's Way Cure for headaches: Take a lime, cut it in half and drop it in 8 ounces of vodka. Drink the vodka. You might still have the headache, but you wont give a sht? Delia's Way If you have a problem opening jars, try using latex dishwashing gloves. They give a non-slip grip that makes opening jars easy. The Real Woman's Way Why do I have a man? Finally the most important tip Delia's Way Freeze leftover wine into ice cubes for future use in casseroles The Real Woman's Way left over wine???? Hello
	Shan *Choose a job you love, and you will never have to work a day in your life* The UK's No 1 For Genealogy & Family History. Top Tip: Use the forum search page to find surnames!!.

17-04-2006, 09:07 PM	#2 (permalink)
maxdemonkey AA SUPPORTER Join Date: Dec 2005 Location: Hampshire Posts: 3,717 Total Awards: 3	Re: Todays Smile who is this Delia woman anyway pmsl very good I like it
	Max

17-04-2006, 09:09 PM	#3 (permalink)
Shan Super Member Join Date: Dec 2005 Location: Hampshire Posts: 1,747 Total Awards: 1	Re: Todays Smile OH Max and you a chef lol Delia smith m8 pmsl
	Shan *Choose a job you love, and you will never have to work a day in your life* The UK's No 1 For Genealogy & Family History. Top Tip: Use the forum search page to find surnames!!.

17-04-2006, 09:25 PM	#4 (permalink)
maxdemonkey AA SUPPORTER Join Date: Dec 2005 Location: Hampshire Posts: 3,717 Total Awards: 3	Re: Todays Smile OH SHAN pmsl that Delia lol
	Max

17-04-2006, 11:23 PM	#5 (permalink)
Starlight Ancestry Aid Manager Join Date: Dec 2005 Location: South Essex Posts: 16,355 Total Awards: 8	Re: Todays Smile You must have contacts Max, why not send her a copy
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17-04-2006, 11:49 PM	#6 (permalink)
nanna Ancestry Aid Staff Join Date: Dec 2005 Location: Liverpool, Merseyside.U.K Posts: 11,524 Total Awards: 3	Re: Todays Smile *CELERY can't stand the stuff, lol, very good Shan, pmsl.*

18-04-2006, 06:25 AM	#7 (permalink)
happydays Advanced Member Join Date: Dec 2005 Location: england Posts: 426	Re: Todays Smile lmao at this and the replys , pmsl max xxx

18-04-2006, 08:54 AM	#8 (permalink)
Veldixena Super Member Join Date: Dec 2005 Location: Sunny Shropshire Posts: 1,399	Re: Todays Smile Excellant - certainly brought a smile to my face this morning
	Vel The UK's No 1 For Genealogy & Family History. Judge thou me by what I am - so thou shalt find me fairest

18-04-2006, 03:16 PM	#9 (permalink)
petal Super Member Join Date: Dec 2005 Location: Horncastle, Lincolnshire Posts: 8,637 Total Awards: 5	Re: Todays Smile sounds like my way of cooking Shan........NOT the Delia way (Oh poops.........just remembered I got to roll out some ready made pastry for a pie, prepare veg and stuff for dinner......lol)
	(AKA Mary) How beautiful it is to do nothing and rest afterwards...

18-04-2006, 03:42 PM	#10 (permalink)
mollie Ancestry Aid Staff Join Date: Dec 2005 Location: Isle of Man Posts: 1,686 Total Awards: 2	Re: Todays Smile *PMSL..................Very good Shan*
	Mollie Ancestry Aid Moderator The UK's No 1 For Genealogy & Family History. Top Tip: Use the forum search page to find surnames!!. Dunne,McManus, McCann,O'Dowd, Higgins, Smith, Traynor, O'Byrne, Lamond/t Henry/Nicolson/Bowman/McCafferty/Keelan and more....did I say Smith...oh yes I did...we all have one.........lol