Thread: A WEE JOKE

mollie · 17-04-2006, 10:15 AM

Bagpipes and the Octopus

A guy goes into a bar with his pet octopus and says "I bet £50 that no one here has a musical instrument that this octopus can't play."

The people in the bar look around and someone fetches an old guitar.

The octopus has a look, picks it up, tunes up the strings and starts playing the guitar. The octopus's owner pockets the fifty quid

Next guy comes up with a trumpet, octopus takes the horn, loosens up the keys, licks its lips and starts playing a jazz solo. The guy hands over another fifty quid to the octopus's owner.

The bar owner has been watching all this and disappears out the back, coming back in a few moments later with a set of bagpipes under his arm. He puts them on the bar and says to the guy and his octopus, "Now, if your octopus can play that I'll give you a hundred quid

The octopus takes a look at the bagpipes, lifts it up, turns it over, has another look from another angle. Puzzled, the octopus's owner comes up and says "What are you fooling around for? Hurry up and play the damn thing!"

The octopus says "Play it? If I can figure out how to get its pyjamas off I'm gonna make love to it!"

maxdemonkey · 17-04-2006, 10:22 AM

pmsl very funny

Kelly · 17-04-2006, 10:35 AM

LOL very good moll

petal · 17-04-2006, 10:45 AM

nice one Mollie.............know just the chap to e mail that one to........lol

nanna · 17-04-2006, 11:13 AM

That's a good one that Mollie, pmsl.

Nanna

17-04-2006, 10:15 AM	#1 (permalink)
mollie Ancestry Aid Staff Join Date: Dec 2005 Location: Isle of Man Posts: 1,686 Total Awards: 2	A WEE JOKE Bagpipes and the Octopus A guy goes into a bar with his pet octopus and says "I bet £50 that no one here has a musical instrument that this octopus can't play." The people in the bar look around and someone fetches an old guitar. The octopus has a look, picks it up, tunes up the strings and starts playing the guitar. The octopus's owner pockets the fifty quid Next guy comes up with a trumpet, octopus takes the horn, loosens up the keys, licks its lips and starts playing a jazz solo. The guy hands over another fifty quid to the octopus's owner. The bar owner has been watching all this and disappears out the back, coming back in a few moments later with a set of bagpipes under his arm. He puts them on the bar and says to the guy and his octopus, "Now, if your octopus can play that I'll give you a hundred quid The octopus takes a look at the bagpipes, lifts it up, turns it over, has another look from another angle. Puzzled, the octopus's owner comes up and says "What are you fooling around for? Hurry up and play the damn thing!" The octopus says "Play it? If I can figure out how to get its pyjamas off I'm gonna make love to it!"
	Mollie Ancestry Aid Moderator The UK's No 1 For Genealogy & Family History. Top Tip: Use the forum search page to find surnames!!. Dunne,McManus, McCann,O'Dowd, Higgins, Smith, Traynor, O'Byrne, Lamond/t Henry/Nicolson/Bowman/McCafferty/Keelan and more....did I say Smith...oh yes I did...we all have one.........lol

17-04-2006, 10:22 AM	#2 (permalink)
maxdemonkey AA SUPPORTER Join Date: Dec 2005 Location: Hampshire Posts: 3,717 Total Awards: 3	Re: A WEE JOKE pmsl very funny
	Max

17-04-2006, 10:35 AM	#3 (permalink)
Kelly Ancestry Aid Owner Join Date: Dec 2005 Location: UK - England Posts: 1,675	Re: A WEE JOKE LOL very good moll
	Kelly Ancestry Aid Owner

17-04-2006, 10:45 AM	#4 (permalink)
petal Super Member Join Date: Dec 2005 Location: Horncastle, Lincolnshire Posts: 8,637 Total Awards: 5	Re: A WEE JOKE nice one Mollie.............know just the chap to e mail that one to........lol
	(AKA Mary) How beautiful it is to do nothing and rest afterwards...

17-04-2006, 11:13 AM	#5 (permalink)
nanna Ancestry Aid Staff Join Date: Dec 2005 Location: Liverpool, Merseyside.U.K Posts: 11,524 Total Awards: 3	Re: A WEE JOKE *That's a good one that Mollie, pmsl.* *Nanna*