Thread: When I'm an Old Lady.......

petal · 15-04-2006, 09:56 AM

When I'm an Old Lady:

When I'm an old lady, I'll live with each kid, And make them so happy... just as they did.

I want to pay back all the joy they've provided, returning each deed. Oh, they'll be so excited!

I'll write on the wall with reds, whites and blues, and bounce on the furniture wearing my shoes.

I'll drink from the carton and then leave it out, I'll stuff all the toilets and oh, how they'll shout.

When they're on the phone and just out of reach, I'll get into things like sugar and bleach, oh, they'll snap their fingers and then shake their head, and when that is done, I'll hide under the bed.

When they cook dinner and call me to eat, I'll not eat my green beans or salad, just meat. I'll gag on my soup, spill milk on the table, and when they get angry I'll run... if I'm able.

I'll sit close to the TV, through the channels I'll click, I'll cross both my eyes to see if they stick. I'll take off my socks and throw one away, and play in the mud until the end of the day.

And later in bed, I'll lay back and give sighs, And thank God in prayer and then close my eyes.

My kids will look down with a smile slowly creeping, and say with a groan. "She's so sweet when she's sleeping."

Chris · 15-04-2006, 10:19 AM

Now thats a good idea mary

petal · 15-04-2006, 11:00 AM

Not so sure the kids would agree..................lol

mollie · 15-04-2006, 11:57 AM

Yep, thats the life for me...........pmsl.

nanna · 16-04-2006, 04:20 AM

Very Good Mary, I wonder if the kids would see the repeat of things as we enacted their actions........somehow I think not!!!!!!! lol

15-04-2006, 09:56 AM	#1 (permalink)
petal Super Member Join Date: Dec 2005 Location: Horncastle, Lincolnshire Posts: 8,637 Total Awards: 5	When I'm an Old Lady....... When I'm an Old Lady: When I'm an old lady, I'll live with each kid, And make them so happy... just as they did. I want to pay back all the joy they've provided, returning each deed. Oh, they'll be so excited! I'll write on the wall with reds, whites and blues, and bounce on the furniture wearing my shoes. I'll drink from the carton and then leave it out, I'll stuff all the toilets and oh, how they'll shout. When they're on the phone and just out of reach, I'll get into things like sugar and bleach, oh, they'll snap their fingers and then shake their head, and when that is done, I'll hide under the bed. When they cook dinner and call me to eat, I'll not eat my green beans or salad, just meat. I'll gag on my soup, spill milk on the table, and when they get angry I'll run... if I'm able. I'll sit close to the TV, through the channels I'll click, I'll cross both my eyes to see if they stick. I'll take off my socks and throw one away, and play in the mud until the end of the day. And later in bed, I'll lay back and give sighs, And thank God in prayer and then close my eyes. My kids will look down with a smile slowly creeping, and say with a groan. "She's so sweet when she's sleeping."
	(AKA Mary) How beautiful it is to do nothing and rest afterwards...

15-04-2006, 10:19 AM	#2 (permalink)
Chris Ancestry Aid Owner Join Date: Dec 2005 Location: UK - England Posts: 5,581	Re: When I'm an Old Lady....... Now thats a good idea mary
	Chris Ancestry Aid Owner

15-04-2006, 11:00 AM	#3 (permalink)
petal Super Member Join Date: Dec 2005 Location: Horncastle, Lincolnshire Posts: 8,637 Total Awards: 5	Re: When I'm an Old Lady....... Not so sure the kids would agree..................lol
	(AKA Mary) How beautiful it is to do nothing and rest afterwards...

15-04-2006, 11:57 AM	#4 (permalink)
mollie Ancestry Aid Staff Join Date: Dec 2005 Location: Isle of Man Posts: 1,686 Total Awards: 2	Re: When I'm an Old Lady....... *Yep, thats the life for me...........pmsl.*
	Mollie Ancestry Aid Moderator The UK's No 1 For Genealogy & Family History. Top Tip: Use the forum search page to find surnames!!. Dunne,McManus, McCann,O'Dowd, Higgins, Smith, Traynor, O'Byrne, Lamond/t Henry/Nicolson/Bowman/McCafferty/Keelan and more....did I say Smith...oh yes I did...we all have one.........lol

16-04-2006, 04:20 AM	#5 (permalink)
nanna Ancestry Aid Staff Join Date: Dec 2005 Location: Liverpool, Merseyside.U.K Posts: 11,524 Total Awards: 3	Re: When I'm an Old Lady....... *Very Good Mary, I wonder if the kids would see the repeat of things as we enacted their actions........somehow I think not!!!!!!! lol*