Thread: What Not to Name Your Dog.,.........lol

petal

What not to name your dog!

Everybody who has a dog calls him ‘Rover’ or ‘Boy’ or some other standard name. I call mine ‘Sex’, which has been very embarrassing for me. When I went to the city hall to renew his dog licence, I told the clerk that I would like to have a licence for sex, he said he would like to have one too. I tried to explain that this licence was for a dog. He said he didn’t care what she looked like. Then I said, “But you don’t understand, I have had a licence since I was nine years old!” He said that I must have been quite a kid.
I took my dog on honeymoon. I told the hotel clerk that I wanted a room for myself an my wife and a separate room for sex. He said that every room in the place was for sex and I replied, “you don’t understand, sex keeps me awake at night,” he replied, “me too”.
I entered sex in a dog contest, but he ran away before the competition began. Another competitor asked me why I was standing there looking around, I told him that I planned to have sex in the contest. He told me I should have sold tickets, I said, “but you don’t understand, I had hoped to have sex on the tv”. He called me a show off.
When my wife and I separated we went to court to fight for custody of the dog. I said, “Your honour, I had sex before I was married”. The judge said, “me too”.
Last night sex ran off again. I spent hours looking around for him. A policeman came over to me and asked me what I was doing in the alley at four in the morning, I told him I was looking for sex.
My case comes up on Friday.