Thread: WEEKLY WISDOM 20.10.08

CURREY_NZ

* Police were called to a day care where a
three-year-old was resisting a rest.

* When the butcher backed into the meat grinder
he got a little behind in his work.

* To write with a broken pencil is pointless.

* When fish are in schools they sometimes take debate.

* A thief fell and broke his leg in wet cement. He
became a hardened Criminal.

* We'll never run out of math teachers because they
continue to multiply.

* The professor discovered that his earthquake theory
was on shaky Ground.

* Dead batteries were given out free of charge.

* Caution: If you take a laptop computer when you are out for a run, you could jog your memory.

* The dentist and the manicurist fought tooth and nail.

Val

Brilliant.

Val.

Chris

very funny

pejay

very funny.