Thread: THINGS YOU'D LOVE TO SAY..........

petal · 02-04-2006, 04:41 PM

THINGS YOU'D LOVE TO SAY TO YOUR CO-WORKERS, BUT CAN'T:
>
>1. I can see your point, but I still think you're full of ****.
>2. I don't know what your problem is, but I'll bet it's hard to
>pronounce.
>3. How about never? Is never good for you?
>4. I see you've set aside this special time to humiliate yourself in
>public.
>5. I'm really easy to get along with once you people learn to worship
>me.
>6. I'll try being nicer if you'll try being smarter.
>7. I'm out of my mind, but feel free to leave a message...
>8. I don't work here. I'm a consultant.
>9. It sounds like English, but I can't understand a word you're saying.
>10. Ahhh...I see the f***-up fairy has visited us again...
>11. I like you. You remind me of w hen I was young and stupid.
>12. You are validating my inherent mistrust of strangers.
>13. I have plenty of talent and vision. I just don't give a damn.
>14. I'm already visualizing the duct tape over your mouth.
>15. I will always cherish the initial misconceptions I had about you.
>16. Thank you. We're all refreshed and challenged by your unique point
>of view.
>17. The fact that no one understands you doesn't mean you're an artist.
>18. Any connection between your reality and mine is purely coincidental.
>19. What am I? Flypaper for freaks!?
>20. I'm not being rude. You're just insignificant.
>21. It's a thankless job, but I've got a lot of Karma to burn off.
>22. Yes, I am an agent of Satan, but my duties are largely ceremonial.
>23. And your crybaby whiny-assed opinion would be...?
>24. Do I look like a people person?
>25. This isn't an office. It's Hell with fluorescent lighting.
>26. I started out with nothing & still have most of it left.
>27. Sarcasm is just one more service we offer.
>28. Errors have been made. Others will be blamed.
>29. Whatever kind of look you were going for, you missed.
>30. I'm trying to imagine you with a personality.
>31. A cubicle is just a padded cell without a door.
>32. Can I trade this job for what's behind door #1?
>33. Too many freaks, not enough circuses.
>34. Nice perfume. Must you marinate in it?
>35. Chaos, panic, & disorder-my work here is done.
>36. How do I set a laser printer to stun?
>37. I thought I wanted a career, turns out I just wanted paychecks.

Chris · 02-04-2006, 05:01 PM

thats good mary lol

maxdemonkey · 02-04-2006, 08:40 PM

theres just a few I could use at work, number 1 am so tempeted to use

nanna · 02-04-2006, 09:40 PM

If only I was still working, there's quite a few I would like to use amongst that lot Mary. Very Good.

Nannaxx

02-04-2006, 04:41 PM	#1 (permalink)
petal Super Member Join Date: Dec 2005 Location: Horncastle, Lincolnshire Posts: 8,637 Total Awards: 5	THINGS YOU'D LOVE TO SAY.......... THINGS YOU'D LOVE TO SAY TO YOUR CO-WORKERS, BUT CAN'T: > >1. I can see your point, but I still think you're full of **. >2. I don't know what your problem is, but I'll bet it's hard to >pronounce. >3. How about never? Is never good for you? >4. I see you've set aside this special time to humiliate yourself in >public. >5. I'm really easy to get along with once you people learn to worship >me. >6. I'll try being nicer if you'll try being smarter. >7. I'm out of my mind, but feel free to leave a message... >8. I don't work here. I'm a consultant. >9. It sounds like English, but I can't understand a word you're saying. >10. Ahhh...I see the f*-up fairy has visited us again... >11. I like you. You remind me of w hen I was young and stupid. >12. You are validating my inherent mistrust of strangers. >13. I have plenty of talent and vision. I just don't give a damn. >14. I'm already visualizing the duct tape over your mouth. >15. I will always cherish the initial misconceptions I had about you. >16. Thank you. We're all refreshed and challenged by your unique point >of view. >17. The fact that no one understands you doesn't mean you're an artist. >18. Any connection between your reality and mine is purely coincidental. >19. What am I? Flypaper for freaks!? >20. I'm not being rude. You're just insignificant. >21. It's a thankless job, but I've got a lot of Karma to burn off. >22. Yes, I am an agent of Satan, but my duties are largely ceremonial. >23. And your crybaby whiny-assed opinion would be...? >24. Do I look like a people person? >25. This isn't an office. It's Hell with fluorescent lighting. >26. I started out with nothing & still have most of it left. >27. Sarcasm is just one more service we offer. >28. Errors have been made. Others will be blamed. >29. Whatever kind of look you were going for, you missed. >30. I'm trying to imagine you with a personality. >31. A cubicle is just a padded cell without a door. >32. Can I trade this job for what's behind door #1? >33. Too many freaks, not enough circuses. >34. Nice perfume. Must you marinate in it? >35. Chaos, panic, & disorder-my work here is done. >36. How do I set a laser printer to stun? >37. I thought I wanted a career, turns out I just wanted paychecks.
	(AKA Mary) How beautiful it is to do nothing and rest afterwards...

02-04-2006, 05:01 PM	#2 (permalink)
Chris Ancestry Aid Owner Join Date: Dec 2005 Location: UK - England Posts: 5,581	thats good mary lol
	Chris Ancestry Aid Owner

02-04-2006, 08:40 PM	#3 (permalink)
maxdemonkey AA SUPPORTER Join Date: Dec 2005 Location: Hampshire Posts: 3,717 Total Awards: 3	theres just a few I could use at work, number 1 am so tempeted to use
	Max

02-04-2006, 09:40 PM	#4 (permalink)
nanna Ancestry Aid Staff Join Date: Dec 2005 Location: Liverpool, Merseyside.U.K Posts: 11,524 Total Awards: 3	*If only I was still working, there's quite a few I would like to use amongst that lot Mary. Very Good.* *Nannaxx*