Thread: Medical dictionary terms

petal · 02-04-2006, 02:42 PM

Benign.................What you be after you be eight.
Bacteria...............Back door to cafeteria.
Barium.................What doctors do when patients die.
Caesarean Section......A neighbourhood in Rome.
Colic..................A sheep dog.
Coma...................A punctuation mark.
Dilate.................To live long.
Enema..................Not a friend.
Fester.................Quicker than someone else.
Fibula.................A small lie.
Medical Staff..........A Doctor's walking stick.
Morbid.................A higher offer than I bid.
Nitrates...............Cheaper than day rates.
Outpatient.............A person who has fainted.
Seizure................Roman emperor.
Tablet.................A small table.
Terminal Illness.......Getting sick at the airport.

02-04-2006, 02:42 PM	#1 (permalink)
petal Super Member Join Date: Dec 2005 Location: Horncastle, Lincolnshire Posts: 8,637 Total Awards: 5	Medical dictionary terms Benign.................What you be after you be eight. Bacteria...............Back door to cafeteria. Barium.................What doctors do when patients die. Caesarean Section......A neighbourhood in Rome. Colic..................A sheep dog. Coma...................A punctuation mark. Dilate.................To live long. Enema..................Not a friend. Fester.................Quicker than someone else. Fibula.................A small lie. Medical Staff..........A Doctor's walking stick. Morbid.................A higher offer than I bid. Nitrates...............Cheaper than day rates. Outpatient.............A person who has fainted. Seizure................Roman emperor. Tablet.................A small table. Terminal Illness.......Getting sick at the airport.
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