Thread: Make no Apologies

Kelly · 25-03-2006, 08:39 PM

I saw this on another site and thought i was really funny
The other night I was invited out for a night with 'the girls.' I told my husband that I would be home by midnight, 'I promise!' Well, the hours passed and the margaritas went down way too easy. Around 3 a.m., a bit loaded, I headed for home. Just as I got in the door, the cuckoo clock in the hall started up and cuckooed 3 times. Quickly, realizing my husband would probably wake up, I cuckooed another 9 times. I was really proud of myself for coming up with such a quick-witted solution (even when totally smashed), in order to escape a possible conflict with him. The next morning my husband asked me what time I got in, and I told him 'Midnight'. He didn't seem peed off at all. phew! Got away with that one! Then he said, 'We need a new cuckoo clock.' When I asked him why, he said, 'Well, last night our clock cuckooed three times, then said, 'Oh s**t.', cuckooed 4 more times, cleared it's throat, cuckooed another 3 times, giggled, cuckooed twice more, and then tripped over the coffee table and farted.'

PMSL
Kelly

Starlight · 26-03-2006, 01:00 AM

That was a good one Kelly

anny · 26-03-2006, 01:05 AM

Brilliant !

Suey · 26-03-2006, 10:19 AM

That was brilliant Kelly very funny erm hope it ain't true,pmsl.
Sueyxx

happydays · 26-03-2006, 05:32 PM

lmao kel you go babexx

nanna · 27-03-2006, 07:17 AM

PMSL Kel, that was really good.

Nanna

25-03-2006, 08:39 PM	#1 (permalink)
Kelly Ancestry Aid Owner Join Date: Dec 2005 Location: UK - England Posts: 1,675	Make no Apologies I saw this on another site and thought i was really funny The other night I was invited out for a night with 'the girls.' I told my husband that I would be home by midnight, 'I promise!' Well, the hours passed and the margaritas went down way too easy. Around 3 a.m., a bit loaded, I headed for home. Just as I got in the door, the cuckoo clock in the hall started up and cuckooed 3 times. Quickly, realizing my husband would probably wake up, I cuckooed another 9 times. I was really proud of myself for coming up with such a quick-witted solution (even when totally smashed), in order to escape a possible conflict with him. The next morning my husband asked me what time I got in, and I told him 'Midnight'. He didn't seem peed off at all. phew! Got away with that one! Then he said, 'We need a new cuckoo clock.' When I asked him why, he said, 'Well, last night our clock cuckooed three times, then said, 'Oh st.', cuckooed 4 more times, cleared it's throat, cuckooed another 3 times, giggled, cuckooed twice more, and then tripped over the coffee table and farted.' PMSL Kelly**
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26-03-2006, 01:00 AM	#2 (permalink)
Starlight Ancestry Aid Manager Join Date: Dec 2005 Location: South Essex Posts: 16,355 Total Awards: 8	That was a good one Kelly
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26-03-2006, 10:19 AM	#4 (permalink)
Suey AA SUPPORTER Join Date: Dec 2005 Posts: 893 Total Awards: 2	That was brilliant Kelly very funny erm hope it ain't true,pmsl. Sueyxx
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26-03-2006, 01:05 AM	#3 (permalink)
anny AA SUPPORTER Join Date: Dec 2005 Location: West Lothian Posts: 12,025 Total Awards: 4	Brilliant !

26-03-2006, 05:32 PM	#5 (permalink)
happydays Advanced Member Join Date: Dec 2005 Location: england Posts: 426	lmao kel you go babexx

27-03-2006, 07:17 AM	#6 (permalink)
nanna Ancestry Aid Staff Join Date: Dec 2005 Location: Liverpool, Merseyside.U.K Posts: 11,524 Total Awards: 3	*PMSL Kel, that was really good.* *Nanna*