Thread: Rules to Live By............

petal · 24-03-2006, 05:05 PM

Rules to Live By

Sometimes we need to remember what the Rules of life REALLY are.

1. Never give yourself a haircut after three alcoholic beverages
Of any kind.

2. You need only two tools: WD-40 and duct tape.
If it doesn't move and it should, use WD-40.
If it moves and shouldn't, use the tape.

3. The five most essential words for a healthy, vital
Relationships are "I apologize" and "You are right".

4. Everyone seems normal until you get to know them.

5. When you make a mistake, make amends immediately.
It's easier to eat crow while it's still warm.

6. The only really good advice that your mother ever gave you
Was: "Go! You might meet somebody!"

7. If he/she says that you are too good for him/her –
Believe them.

8. Learn to pick your battles. Ask yourself,
"Will this matter one year from now?"
How about one month?
One week?
One day?

9. Never pass up an opportunity to pee.

10. If you woke up breathing, congratulations!
You have another chance!

11. Living well really is the best revenge.
Being miserable because of a bad or former relationship just
Might mean that the other person was right about you.

12. Work is good, but it's not that important.

13. And finally, be really nice to your friends and family.
You never know when you are going to need them to empty your
Bedpan

Shan · 24-03-2006, 05:52 PM

blimey how true are some of those

petal · 24-03-2006, 06:15 PM

especially the last one....................pmsl

Veldixena · 24-03-2006, 07:45 PM

9 and 10 now - and 13 soon to come

24-03-2006, 05:05 PM	#1 (permalink)
petal Super Member Join Date: Dec 2005 Location: Horncastle, Lincolnshire Posts: 8,637 Total Awards: 5	Rules to Live By............ Rules to Live By Sometimes we need to remember what the Rules of life REALLY are. 1. Never give yourself a haircut after three alcoholic beverages Of any kind. 2. You need only two tools: WD-40 and duct tape. If it doesn't move and it should, use WD-40. If it moves and shouldn't, use the tape. 3. The five most essential words for a healthy, vital Relationships are "I apologize" and "You are right". 4. Everyone seems normal until you get to know them. 5. When you make a mistake, make amends immediately. It's easier to eat crow while it's still warm. 6. The only really good advice that your mother ever gave you Was: "Go! You might meet somebody!" 7. If he/she says that you are too good for him/her – Believe them. 8. Learn to pick your battles. Ask yourself, "Will this matter one year from now?" How about one month? One week? One day? 9. Never pass up an opportunity to pee. 10. If you woke up breathing, congratulations! You have another chance! 11. Living well really is the best revenge. Being miserable because of a bad or former relationship just Might mean that the other person was right about you. 12. Work is good, but it's not that important. 13. And finally, be really nice to your friends and family. You never know when you are going to need them to empty your Bedpan
	(AKA Mary) How beautiful it is to do nothing and rest afterwards...

24-03-2006, 05:52 PM	#2 (permalink)
Shan Super Member Join Date: Dec 2005 Location: Hampshire Posts: 1,747 Total Awards: 1	blimey how true are some of those
	Shan *Choose a job you love, and you will never have to work a day in your life* The UK's No 1 For Genealogy & Family History. Top Tip: Use the forum search page to find surnames!!.

24-03-2006, 06:15 PM	#3 (permalink)
petal Super Member Join Date: Dec 2005 Location: Horncastle, Lincolnshire Posts: 8,637 Total Awards: 5	especially the last one....................pmsl
	(AKA Mary) How beautiful it is to do nothing and rest afterwards...

24-03-2006, 07:45 PM	#4 (permalink)
Veldixena Super Member Join Date: Dec 2005 Location: Sunny Shropshire Posts: 1,399	9 and 10 now - and 13 soon to come
	Vel The UK's No 1 For Genealogy & Family History. Judge thou me by what I am - so thou shalt find me fairest