Thread: Thoughts to Ponder on..........

petal

Exercise is bunk. If you are healthy, you don’t need it. If you are sick, you shouldn’t take it.

Some who are not paid what they are worth should be glad.

Lack of money is the root of all evil.

Why does a woman work to change a man’s habits and then complain he is not the man she married.

If you get up early, work late and work hard, you will get rich – if you strike oil.

Gossip is a way of saying nothing that leaves practically nothing unsaid.

An atheist is a man with no invisible means of support.

Always borrow from a pessimist. He never expects to get it back.

It’s the good girls who keep the diaries. The bad ones never have the time.

A synonym is a word you use when you can’t spell the other one.

It is better to have loafed and lost than never to have loafed at all.

I may have my faults, but being wrong ain’t one of them.

People who live in glass houses should not use the toilet.

Middle age is when you have met so many people that every new person reminds you of someone else.

Let us all be happy and live within our means. Even if we have to borrow money to do it.

Nothing is free. Even age. Age is the fee God charges for life.

You know you are getting old when the candles cost more than the cake.