Thread: How to Know when you are getting old

ken.lucas. · 02-11-2007, 09:00 PM

1. Everything hurts,what doesn,t hurt,doesn,t work.
2. The gleam in your eye is the sun shining on your bifocals.
3.You feel like the morning after but you haven,t been drinking.
4.You join a health club but you don,t go.
5.A dripping tap causes an uncontrollable urge to go !
6.You have all the answers but no-one asks you any questions.
7.You need glasses to find your glasses.
8.You turn out the light for economy,not for romance.
9.Your ears are hairier than your head.
10.Your knees buckle but your belt won,t.
11.Your back goes out more often than you do.
12.You put your bra on back-to-front and it fits better.
13.Your teeth sink into a lovely tender steak and they stay there.
14.Your medicine cabinet is not big enough.
15.Your birthday cake collapses from the weight of the candles.

The golden years have come at last.You cannot see,cannot pee,the memory shrinks,the hearing stinks,no sense of smell and you look like hell. If you recognise yourself from any of the above,then Yes,you are indeed getting old. Ken.

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Starlight · 02-11-2007, 09:28 PM

Hi Ken,

What are you doing wearing bras or shouldn't I ask. Or is that attributed to age as well

petal · 03-11-2007, 04:06 PM

lol Ken.................numbers 2 and 7.........definitely me !!!!

Flood · 03-11-2007, 08:28 PM

Oh dear, what a alot I've got to look forward to! Hee, hee!!

02-11-2007, 09:00 PM	#1 (permalink)
ken.lucas. Super Member Join Date: Jun 2007 Location: Gibraltar (The Rock) Posts: 1,400 Total Awards: 4	How to Know when you are getting old 1. Everything hurts,what doesn,t hurt,doesn,t work. 2. The gleam in your eye is the sun shining on your bifocals. 3.You feel like the morning after but you haven,t been drinking. 4.You join a health club but you don,t go. 5.A dripping tap causes an uncontrollable urge to go ! 6.You have all the answers but no-one asks you any questions. 7.You need glasses to find your glasses. 8.You turn out the light for economy,not for romance. 9.Your ears are hairier than your head. 10.Your knees buckle but your belt won,t. 11.Your back goes out more often than you do. 12.You put your bra on back-to-front and it fits better. 13.Your teeth sink into a lovely tender steak and they stay there. 14.Your medicine cabinet is not big enough. 15.Your birthday cake collapses from the weight of the candles. The golden years have come at last.You cannot see,cannot pee,the memory shrinks,the hearing stinks,no sense of smell and you look like hell. If you recognise yourself from any of the above,then Yes,you are indeed getting old. Ken. -
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02-11-2007, 09:28 PM	#2 (permalink)
Starlight Ancestry Aid Manager Join Date: Dec 2005 Location: South Essex Posts: 16,349 Total Awards: 8	Re: How to Know when you are getting old Hi Ken, What are you doing wearing bras or shouldn't I ask. Or is that attributed to age as well
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03-11-2007, 04:06 PM	#3 (permalink)
petal Super Member Join Date: Dec 2005 Location: Horncastle, Lincolnshire Posts: 8,637 Total Awards: 5	Re: How to Know when you are getting old lol Ken.................numbers 2 and 7.........definitely me !!!!
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03-11-2007, 08:28 PM	#4 (permalink)
Flood AA SUPPORTER Join Date: Oct 2006 Location: A great place in Devon called Tiverton. Posts: 5,022 Total Awards: 4	Re: How to Know when you are getting old Oh dear, what a alot I've got to look forward to! Hee, hee!!