Thread: WEEKLY WISDOM 30.10.07

CURREY_NZ · 29-10-2007, 10:10 PM

* “A hard man is good to find.” - Mae West

* “An ounce of performance is worth pounds of promises.” - Mae West

* “Anything worth doing is worth doing slowly.” - Mae West

* “Candy is dandy but liquor is quicker.” - Ogden Nash

* “Children aren't happy with nothing to ignore, and that's what parents were created for.” - Ogden Nash

* “The only sure thing about luck is that it will change.” - Bret Harte

* A child's behaviour will improve in proportion to the distance she is away from the parent.

* The chance of a surprise visit by your parents-in-law is directly proportional to the size of the mess in your home.

* “A man's manners are a mirror in which he shows his portrait.” – Johann Wolfgang von Goethe

* “A person hears only what they understand.” - Johann Wolfgang von Goethe

29-10-2007, 10:10 PM	#1 (permalink)
CURREY_NZ Advanced Member Join Date: Aug 2007 Location: New Zealand Posts: 104	WEEKLY WISDOM 30.10.07 * “A hard man is good to find.” - Mae West * “An ounce of performance is worth pounds of promises.” - Mae West * “Anything worth doing is worth doing slowly.” - Mae West * “Candy is dandy but liquor is quicker.” - Ogden Nash * “Children aren't happy with nothing to ignore, and that's what parents were created for.” - Ogden Nash * “The only sure thing about luck is that it will change.” - Bret Harte * A child's behaviour will improve in proportion to the distance she is away from the parent. * The chance of a surprise visit by your parents-in-law is directly proportional to the size of the mess in your home. * “A man's manners are a mirror in which he shows his portrait.” – Johann Wolfgang von Goethe * “A person hears only what they understand.” - Johann Wolfgang von Goethe