Thread: WEEKLY WISDOM 09.10.07

CURREY_NZ · 09-10-2007, 03:41 AM

* Marry a military man - he can cook, sew, and make beds and is in good health, also he's already used to taking orders.

* Bad luck isn’t catching.

* If you can’t turn a blind eye, at least take off your glasses.

* It’s much harder to find things after you’ve tidied up.

* If you haven’t found something to die for, you haven’t lived.

* Ignorant people ignore their ignorance.

* If you want to be noticed, leave the crowd.

* The best cure for bad television is the off switch.

* Trouble in marriage often starts when a man gets so busy earning his salt that he forgets his sugar.

* The bonds of matrimony are a good investment only when the interest is kept up.

09-10-2007, 03:41 AM	#1 (permalink)
CURREY_NZ Advanced Member Join Date: Aug 2007 Location: New Zealand Posts: 104	WEEKLY WISDOM 09.10.07 * Marry a military man - he can cook, sew, and make beds and is in good health, also he's already used to taking orders. * Bad luck isn’t catching. * If you can’t turn a blind eye, at least take off your glasses. * It’s much harder to find things after you’ve tidied up. * If you haven’t found something to die for, you haven’t lived. * Ignorant people ignore their ignorance. * If you want to be noticed, leave the crowd. * The best cure for bad television is the off switch. * Trouble in marriage often starts when a man gets so busy earning his salt that he forgets his sugar. * The bonds of matrimony are a good investment only when the interest is kept up.