Thread: WEEKLY WISDOM 02.10.07

CURREY_NZ · 01-10-2007, 11:26 PM

* You won’t make land if you don’t rock the boat.

* The accident may be more effective than the plan.

* Mind your own business and it will be well looked after.

* Middle age is when work is a lot less fun and fun is a lot more work.

* “If life had a second edition, how I would correct the proofs.” - John Clare

* Phone answering machine message -
"If you want to buy marijuana.............press the hash key..."

* When thieves get caught stealing money, they go to jail. When politicians get caught, it's an honest mistake.

* “If you can keep your head about you when all about you are losing theirs, it’s just possible you haven't grasped the situation.” - Rose Kennedy

* Change is inevitable, except from a vending machine.

* When you go into court, you are putting yourself into the hands of 12 people who weren't smart enough to get out of jury duty.

01-10-2007, 11:26 PM	#1 (permalink)
CURREY_NZ Advanced Member Join Date: Aug 2007 Location: New Zealand Posts: 104	WEEKLY WISDOM 02.10.07 * You won’t make land if you don’t rock the boat. * The accident may be more effective than the plan. * Mind your own business and it will be well looked after. * Middle age is when work is a lot less fun and fun is a lot more work. * “If life had a second edition, how I would correct the proofs.” - John Clare * Phone answering machine message - "If you want to buy marijuana.............press the hash key..." * When thieves get caught stealing money, they go to jail. When politicians get caught, it's an honest mistake. * “If you can keep your head about you when all about you are losing theirs, it’s just possible you haven't grasped the situation.” - Rose Kennedy * Change is inevitable, except from a vending machine. * When you go into court, you are putting yourself into the hands of 12 people who weren't smart enough to get out of jury duty.