Thread: WEEKLY WISDOM 25.09.07

CURREY_NZ · 24-09-2007, 11:24 PM

* Women don't make fools of men - most of them are the do-it-yourself types.

* Best way to get a man to do something is to suggest he is too old for it.

* The children of Israel wandered around the desert for 40 years. Even in Biblical times, men wouldn't ask for directions.

* Remember a sense of humour does not mean that you tell him jokes, it means that you laugh at his.

* “A cynic is a man who looks at the world with a monocle in his mind's eye.” - Carolyn Wells

* Don’t try to get to the top unless you have a good head for heights.

* Never do things by halves, it’s uneconomical.

* “Money is in some respects life's fire: it is a very excellent servant, but a terrible master.” - P. T. Barnum

* If you aren’t up to anything, get down to something.

* If you want to be booked up, go to the library.

24-09-2007, 11:24 PM	#1 (permalink)
CURREY_NZ Advanced Member Join Date: Aug 2007 Location: New Zealand Posts: 104	WEEKLY WISDOM 25.09.07 * Women don't make fools of men - most of them are the do-it-yourself types. * Best way to get a man to do something is to suggest he is too old for it. * The children of *Israel* *wandered around the desert for 40 years. Even in Biblical times, men wouldn't ask for directions.* * Remember a sense of humour does not mean that you tell him jokes, it means that you laugh at his. * “A cynic is a man who looks at the world with a monocle in his mind's eye.” - Carolyn Wells * Don’t try to get to the top unless you have a good head for heights. * Never do things by halves, it’s uneconomical. * “*Money is in some respects life's fire: it is a very excellent servant, but a terrible master.” - P. T. Barnum* * If you aren’t up to anything, get down to something. * If you want to be booked up, go to the library.