Thread: Sven-Who wants to be a millionaire

janet · 17-02-2006, 10:40 PM

Sven-Goran Eriksson is on 'Who wants to be a Millionaire' and has
reached the £1 million question.

Chris Tarrant says, "Right Sven, this is for £1 million, and remember,
you still have two lifelines left, so please take your time.

"Here's your question: What type of animal lives in a Set? "

Is it. a, a badger b, a ferret c, a mole or d, a cuckoo?"

Sven ponders for a while and says, "No, I'm sorry Chris, I'm not too
sure. I'll have to go 50-50."

"Right, Sven, let's take away two wrong answers and see what you're left
with. 'Badger' and 'Cuckoo' are the two remaining answers."

Sven has a long think, then scratches his head and says, "No, Chris, I'm
still not sure, I'm going to have to phone a friend."

So who are you going to call, Sven?" says Chris.

"Hmmm, I think I'll call David Beckham."

So Tarrant phones David Beckham.

"David, this is Chris Tarrant from 'Who wants to be a Millionaire'. I've
got Sven-Goran Eriksson here, and with your help he could win £1
million. The next voice you hear will be Sven's."

"Hello David" says Sven. "It's the boss here. What type of animal lives
in a set? Is it a badger or a cuckoo?"

"It's a badger, boss." says Becks without hesitation.

"You sure, son?" says Sven.

"Definitely, boss. One hundred percent. It's a badger. Definitely."

"Right, Chris," says Sven, "I'll go with David. The answer's a badger.

"Final answer, Sven?"

"Final answer, Chris."

"That's the correct answer. You've won £1 million!" Cue wild
celebrations.

Next morning at training, Sven calls Beckham across.

"Son, that was brilliant last night. I thought I might be taking a
gamble giving you a call, but you played a blinder! But how the heck did
you know that a badger lives in a sett?"

"Oh I didn't, boss..." replies Beckham

"... But everybody knows a cuckoo lives in a clock!"

Jan

mollie · 18-02-2006, 05:28 PM

PMSL Jan..............that was so funny

Kelly · 18-02-2006, 05:30 PM

That was good jan lol

nev · 18-02-2006, 08:28 PM

Well they do don't they?????

Starlight · 18-02-2006, 09:32 PM

Brilliant Jan

17-02-2006, 10:40 PM	#1 (permalink)
janet Super Member Join Date: Dec 2005 Location: Near Chester Posts: 3,892	Sven-Who wants to be a millionaire Sven-Goran Eriksson is on 'Who wants to be a Millionaire' and has reached the £1 million question. Chris Tarrant says, "Right Sven, this is for £1 million, and remember, you still have two lifelines left, so please take your time. "Here's your question: What type of animal lives in a Set? " Is it. a, a badger b, a ferret c, a mole or d, a cuckoo?" Sven ponders for a while and says, "No, I'm sorry Chris, I'm not too sure. I'll have to go 50-50." "Right, Sven, let's take away two wrong answers and see what you're left with. 'Badger' and 'Cuckoo' are the two remaining answers." Sven has a long think, then scratches his head and says, "No, Chris, I'm still not sure, I'm going to have to phone a friend." So who are you going to call, Sven?" says Chris. "Hmmm, I think I'll call David Beckham." So Tarrant phones David Beckham. "David, this is Chris Tarrant from 'Who wants to be a Millionaire'. I've got Sven-Goran Eriksson here, and with your help he could win £1 million. The next voice you hear will be Sven's." "Hello David" says Sven. "It's the boss here. What type of animal lives in a set? Is it a badger or a cuckoo?" "It's a badger, boss." says Becks without hesitation. "You sure, son?" says Sven. "Definitely, boss. One hundred percent. It's a badger. Definitely." "Right, Chris," says Sven, "I'll go with David. The answer's a badger. "Final answer, Sven?" "Final answer, Chris." "That's the correct answer. You've won £1 million!" Cue wild celebrations. Next morning at training, Sven calls Beckham across. "Son, that was brilliant last night. I thought I might be taking a gamble giving you a call, but you played a blinder! But how the heck did you know that a badger lives in a sett?" "Oh I didn't, boss..." replies Beckham "... But everybody knows a cuckoo lives in a clock!" Jan
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18-02-2006, 05:28 PM	#2 (permalink)
mollie Ancestry Aid Staff Join Date: Dec 2005 Location: Isle of Man Posts: 1,686 Total Awards: 2	*PMSL Jan..............that was so funny*
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18-02-2006, 05:30 PM	#3 (permalink)
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18-02-2006, 08:28 PM	#4 (permalink)
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18-02-2006, 09:32 PM	#5 (permalink)
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