Thread: WEEKLY WISDOM 18.09.07

CURREY_NZ · 18-09-2007, 04:06 AM

* Nothing can be rated difficult until it has been tried.

* You start looking back when you stop moving on.

* Sweeten your words in case you have to eat them.

* The voice of reason is only an opinion.

* “My wife has a slight impediment in her speech. Every now and then she stops to breathe.” - Jimmy Durante

* “Only Irish coffee provides, in a single glass, all four essential food groups: alcohol, caffeine, sugar and fat.” - Alex Levine

* “I don't feel old. I don't feel anything until noon. Then it's time for my nap.” - Bob Hope

* “Maybe it's true that life begins at fifty ... But everything else starts to wear out, fall out, or spread out.” - Phyllis Diller

* “By the time a man is wise enough to watch his step, he's too old to go anywhere.” - Billy Crystal

* Don't imagine you can change a man - unless he's in diapers.

18-09-2007, 04:06 AM	#1 (permalink)
CURREY_NZ Advanced Member Join Date: Aug 2007 Location: New Zealand Posts: 104	WEEKLY WISDOM 18.09.07 * Nothing can be rated difficult until it has been tried. * You start looking back when you stop moving on. * Sweeten your words in case you have to eat them. * The voice of reason is only an opinion. * “My wife has a slight impediment in her speech. Every now and then she stops to breathe.” - Jimmy Durante * “Only Irish coffee provides, in a single glass, all four essential food groups: alcohol, caffeine, sugar and fat.” - Alex Levine * “I don't feel old. I don't feel anything until noon. Then it's time for my nap.” - Bob Hope * “Maybe it's true that life begins at fifty ... But everything else starts to wear out, fall out, or spread out.” - Phyllis Diller * “By the time a man is wise enough to watch his step, he's too old to go anywhere.” - Billy Crystal * Don't imagine you can change a man - unless he's in diapers.