Thread: Todays Smile

Shan · 17-02-2006, 05:18 PM

This was sent to me by Kim so had to put it up

The Pasta Diet and Your Health

ITALIAN PASTA DIET -- IT REALLY WORKS...

1.. You walka pasta da bakery.

2.. You walka pasta da sweet shop.
3.. You walka pasta da ice cream shop.
4... You walka pasta da table and da fridge.

You will lose weight!

AND...... CONCERNED ABOUT TOO MANY CARBS IN YOUR DIET?

For those of you who watch what you eat,
here's the final word on food and health.

1 The Japanese eat very little fat
and suffer fewer heart attacks than
Americans.

2. The Mexicans eat a lot of fat
and suffer fewer heart attacks than Americans.
3. The Chinese drink very little red wine
and suffer fewer heart attacks than Americans.
4. The Italians drink a lot of red wine
and suffer fewer heart attacks than Americans.

5. The Germans drink a lot of beer and eat lots of sausages
and fat and suffer fewer heart attacks than Americans.
CONCLUSION

Eat and drink what you like.
Speaking English is clearly what kills you...

petal · 17-02-2006, 05:20 PM

oh eck......must learn a new language pretty d*** quick...........lol

mollie · 17-02-2006, 05:44 PM

I'm Scottish.........does that make a difference................lol

Nice one Shan pmsl

petal · 17-02-2006, 05:49 PM

depends how broad an accent you got mollie.....if it sounds like english I reckon it's 'english'..............mind you I could start taking in my old rushden dialect and that's foreign .....well to most folk............lol

maxdemonkey · 17-02-2006, 10:02 PM

I thought I talk a load of rubbish anyway

17-02-2006, 05:18 PM	#1 (permalink)
Shan Super Member Join Date: Dec 2005 Location: Hampshire Posts: 1,747 Total Awards: 1	Todays Smile *This was sent to me by Kim so had to put it up* The Pasta Diet and Your Health ITALIAN PASTA DIET -- IT REALLY WORKS... 1.. You walka pasta da bakery. 2.. You walka pasta da sweet shop. 3.. You walka pasta da ice cream shop. 4... You walka pasta da table and da fridge. You will lose weight! AND...... CONCERNED ABOUT TOO MANY CARBS IN YOUR DIET? For those of you who watch what you eat, here's the final word on food and health. 1 The Japanese eat very little fat and suffer fewer heart attacks than Americans. 2. The Mexicans eat a lot of fat and suffer fewer heart attacks than Americans. 3. The Chinese drink very little red wine and suffer fewer heart attacks than Americans. 4. The Italians drink a lot of red wine and suffer fewer heart attacks than Americans. 5. The Germans drink a lot of beer and eat lots of sausages and fat and suffer fewer heart attacks than Americans. CONCLUSION Eat and drink what you like. Speaking English is clearly what kills you...
	Shan *Choose a job you love, and you will never have to work a day in your life* The UK's No 1 For Genealogy & Family History. Top Tip: Use the forum search page to find surnames!!.

17-02-2006, 05:20 PM	#2 (permalink)
petal Super Member Join Date: Dec 2005 Location: Horncastle, Lincolnshire Posts: 8,637 Total Awards: 5	oh eck......must learn a new language pretty d*** quick...........lol
	(AKA Mary) How beautiful it is to do nothing and rest afterwards...

17-02-2006, 05:44 PM	#3 (permalink)
mollie Ancestry Aid Staff Join Date: Dec 2005 Location: Isle of Man Posts: 1,686 Total Awards: 2	*I'm Scottish.........does that make a difference................lol* *Nice one Shan pmsl*
	Mollie Ancestry Aid Moderator The UK's No 1 For Genealogy & Family History. Top Tip: Use the forum search page to find surnames!!. Dunne,McManus, McCann,O'Dowd, Higgins, Smith, Traynor, O'Byrne, Lamond/t Henry/Nicolson/Bowman/McCafferty/Keelan and more....did I say Smith...oh yes I did...we all have one.........lol

17-02-2006, 05:49 PM	#4 (permalink)
petal Super Member Join Date: Dec 2005 Location: Horncastle, Lincolnshire Posts: 8,637 Total Awards: 5	depends how broad an accent you got mollie.....if it sounds like english I reckon it's 'english'..............mind you I could start taking in my old rushden dialect and that's foreign .....well to most folk............lol
	(AKA Mary) How beautiful it is to do nothing and rest afterwards...

17-02-2006, 10:02 PM	#5 (permalink)
maxdemonkey AA SUPPORTER Join Date: Dec 2005 Location: Hampshire Posts: 3,717 Total Awards: 3	I thought I talk a load of rubbish anyway
	Max