Thread: How to clean the loo ???

petal · 14-02-2006, 05:43 PM

Cruel but funny..............

How to properly clean your toilet

1. Put both lids of the toilet up and add 1/8 cup of pet shampoo to the water in the bowl.

2. Pick up the cat and soothe him while you carry him towards the bathroom.

3. In one smooth movement, put the cat in the toilet and close both lids. You may need to stand on the lid.

4. The cat will self agitate and make ample suds. Never mind the noises that come from the toilet, the cat is actually enjoying this.

5. Flush the toilet three or four times. This provides a "power-wash" and rinse".

6. Have someone open the front door of your home. Be sure that there are no people between the bathroom and the front door.

7. Stand behind the toilet as far as you can, and quickly lift both lids.

8. The cat will rocket out of the toilet, streak through the bathroom, and run outside where he will dry himself off.

9. Both the toilet and the cat will be sparkling clean.
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Starlight · 14-02-2006, 05:48 PM

Mary,

Can you do me a favour please

Ask your cats if they would like to come to a nice caring home.

petal · 14-02-2006, 06:40 PM

don't think they'd budge star........once they're warm and comfy there's no shifting them. Mind you I do have a two month old kitten that's driving me somewhat potty at the minute and there are times I would love to..............but no.........maybe not......I love 'em to bits really and they keep me warm on a cold night. One firmly plants itself on my lap when I'm sat here and is fasinated by this internet lark.........lol

How many have you got ? We've for 4............for our sins...........lol

maxdemonkey · 14-02-2006, 08:09 PM

Oh Mary

petal · 14-02-2006, 08:17 PM

oh eck.....gonna get a complex now and think you all see me as cleaning my loo with my cats !!!! As if I would ever.................

Honest......I love my cats dearly and couldnt be without them (except the 2 month old kitten who as we speak has spread a box of tissues all over the kitchen floor...................lol

maxdemonkey · 14-02-2006, 08:43 PM

Mary I know you love all your lovely furry friends

nanna · 14-02-2006, 11:30 PM

Mary,

Good job we know you mate, lol

Nanna

mollie · 15-02-2006, 02:14 AM

Can someone lend me 2 cats please and some pet shampoo..........Thank you in advance

PMSL PMSL PMSL

petal · 15-02-2006, 09:26 AM

can you hang on a bit till my monster of a kitten grows ? just not quite the right size yet................pmsl

(kitten cowers underneath kitchen table!!)

kim · 15-02-2006, 09:56 AM

mary what a wicked women you are PMSL good job we all know you xx

14-02-2006, 05:43 PM	#1 (permalink)
petal Super Member Join Date: Dec 2005 Location: Horncastle, Lincolnshire Posts: 8,637 Total Awards: 5	How to clean the loo ??? Cruel but funny.............. How to properly clean your toilet 1. Put both lids of the toilet up and add 1/8 cup of pet shampoo to the water in the bowl. 2. Pick up the cat and soothe him while you carry him towards the bathroom. 3. In one smooth movement, put the cat in the toilet and close both lids. You may need to stand on the lid. 4. The cat will self agitate and make ample suds. Never mind the noises that come from the toilet, the cat is actually enjoying this. 5. Flush the toilet three or four times. This provides a "power-wash" and rinse". 6. Have someone open the front door of your home. Be sure that there are no people between the bathroom and the front door. 7. Stand behind the toilet as far as you can, and quickly lift both lids. 8. The cat will rocket out of the toilet, streak through the bathroom, and run outside where he will dry himself off. 9. Both the toilet and the cat will be sparkling clean. ----------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------
	(AKA Mary) How beautiful it is to do nothing and rest afterwards...

14-02-2006, 05:48 PM	#2 (permalink)
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14-02-2006, 06:40 PM	#3 (permalink)
petal Super Member Join Date: Dec 2005 Location: Horncastle, Lincolnshire Posts: 8,637 Total Awards: 5	don't think they'd budge star........once they're warm and comfy there's no shifting them. Mind you I do have a two month old kitten that's driving me somewhat potty at the minute and there are times I would love to..............but no.........maybe not......I love 'em to bits really and they keep me warm on a cold night. One firmly plants itself on my lap when I'm sat here and is fasinated by this internet lark.........lol How many have you got ? We've for 4............for our sins...........lol
	(AKA Mary) How beautiful it is to do nothing and rest afterwards...

14-02-2006, 08:09 PM	#4 (permalink)
maxdemonkey AA SUPPORTER Join Date: Dec 2005 Location: Hampshire Posts: 3,717 Total Awards: 3	Oh Mary
	Max

14-02-2006, 08:17 PM	#5 (permalink)
petal Super Member Join Date: Dec 2005 Location: Horncastle, Lincolnshire Posts: 8,637 Total Awards: 5	oh eck.....gonna get a complex now and think you all see me as cleaning my loo with my cats !!!! As if I would ever................. Honest......I love my cats dearly and couldnt be without them (except the 2 month old kitten who as we speak has spread a box of tissues all over the kitchen floor...................lol
	(AKA Mary) How beautiful it is to do nothing and rest afterwards...

14-02-2006, 08:43 PM	#6 (permalink)
maxdemonkey AA SUPPORTER Join Date: Dec 2005 Location: Hampshire Posts: 3,717 Total Awards: 3	Mary I know you love all your lovely furry friends
	Max

14-02-2006, 11:30 PM	#7 (permalink)
nanna Ancestry Aid Staff Join Date: Dec 2005 Location: Liverpool, Merseyside.U.K Posts: 11,524 Total Awards: 3	*Mary,* *Good job we know you mate, lol* *Nanna*

15-02-2006, 02:14 AM	#8 (permalink)
mollie Ancestry Aid Staff Join Date: Dec 2005 Location: Isle of Man Posts: 1,686 Total Awards: 2	*Can someone lend me 2 cats please and some pet shampoo..........Thank you in advance* *PMSL PMSL PMSL*
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15-02-2006, 09:26 AM	#9 (permalink)
petal Super Member Join Date: Dec 2005 Location: Horncastle, Lincolnshire Posts: 8,637 Total Awards: 5	can you hang on a bit till my monster of a kitten grows ? just not quite the right size yet................pmsl (kitten cowers underneath kitchen table!!)
	(AKA Mary) How beautiful it is to do nothing and rest afterwards...

15-02-2006, 09:56 AM	#10 (permalink)
kim Advanced Member Join Date: Dec 2005 Location: peterborough Posts: 243 Total Awards: 1	mary what a wicked women you are PMSL good job we all know you xx
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