Thread: Perfect Husband

janet · 10-02-2006, 08:14 PM

Several men are in the locker room of their golf club. A mobile phone on a bench rings and a man puts on the hands free speaker function and begins to talk. Everyone else in the locker room stops and listens.
MAN: Hello
WOMAN: Honey, it's me. Are you at the club?
MAN: Yes
WOMAN: I am at the shopping centre and have found a beautful leather coat
and it's only £500. Is it OK if I buy it.
MAN: Go ahead buy it if you like it so much.
WOMAN: I also stopped by the Mercedes dealership and saw the new 2005
model.I really like it. Can I buy it?
MAN: How much was it?
WOMAN: £40,000.
MAN: OK, but for that price get it with all the extras.
WOMAN: Wonderful! Oh, an one more thing - the house we wanted last year is
back on the market and they're asking £999,999.00.
MAN: Well go ahead and give them an offer of £900,000.00.
WOMAN: Wonderful!. I'll see you later. I LOVE YOU.
MAN: Bye, I LOVE YOU TOO.
The man hangs up. The other men in the locker room are looking at him in
astonishment.
Then he asks - "Anyone know who this mobile belongs to"?

Jan

maxdemonkey · 10-02-2006, 08:29 PM

lol nice one Jan

nanna · 11-02-2006, 03:03 AM

, a good one Jan,

10-02-2006, 08:14 PM	#1 (permalink)
janet Super Member Join Date: Dec 2005 Location: Near Chester Posts: 3,892	Perfect Husband Several men are in the locker room of their golf club. A mobile phone on a bench rings and a man puts on the hands free speaker function and begins to talk. Everyone else in the locker room stops and listens. MAN: Hello WOMAN: Honey, it's me. Are you at the club? MAN: Yes WOMAN: I am at the shopping centre and have found a beautful leather coat and it's only £500. Is it OK if I buy it. MAN: Go ahead buy it if you like it so much. WOMAN: I also stopped by the Mercedes dealership and saw the new 2005 model.I really like it. Can I buy it? MAN: How much was it? WOMAN: £40,000. MAN: OK, but for that price get it with all the extras. WOMAN: Wonderful! Oh, an one more thing - the house we wanted last year is back on the market and they're asking £999,999.00. MAN: Well go ahead and give them an offer of £900,000.00. WOMAN: Wonderful!. I'll see you later. I LOVE YOU. MAN: Bye, I LOVE YOU TOO. The man hangs up. The other men in the locker room are looking at him in astonishment. Then he asks - "Anyone know who this mobile belongs to"? Jan

10-02-2006, 08:29 PM	#2 (permalink)
maxdemonkey AA SUPPORTER Join Date: Dec 2005 Location: Hampshire Posts: 3,580 Total Awards: 3	lol nice one Jan
	Max

11-02-2006, 03:03 AM	#3 (permalink)
nanna Ancestry Aid Staff Join Date: Dec 2005 Location: Liverpool, Merseyside.U.K Posts: 11,524 Total Awards: 3	, a good one Jan,