Perfect Husband
Several men are in the locker room of their golf club. A mobile phone on a bench rings and a man puts on the hands free speaker function and begins to talk. Everyone else in the locker room stops and listens.
MAN: Hello
WOMAN: Honey, it's me. Are you at the club?
MAN: Yes
WOMAN: I am at the shopping centre and have found a beautful leather coat
and it's only £500. Is it OK if I buy it.
MAN: Go ahead buy it if you like it so much.
WOMAN: I also stopped by the Mercedes dealership and saw the new 2005
model.I really like it. Can I buy it?
MAN: How much was it?
WOMAN: £40,000.
MAN: OK, but for that price get it with all the extras.
WOMAN: Wonderful! Oh, an one more thing - the house we wanted last year is
back on the market and they're asking £999,999.00.
MAN: Well go ahead and give them an offer of £900,000.00.
WOMAN: Wonderful!. I'll see you later. I LOVE YOU.
MAN: Bye, I LOVE YOU TOO.
The man hangs up. The other men in the locker room are looking at him in
astonishment.
Then he asks - "Anyone know who this mobile belongs to"?
Jan
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