No need for me to watch it Anny
I get the news on here
On what goes on in Albert Square
In the Vic over a beer.
I get the run down every week
From folk who are on site
Or bits of news in the Coffee Room
From Kel and Shan alike.
Instead of looking at Phil & Grunt
(A sight not to behold)
The news, it might be second hand
But I love the way it's told.
It makes me laugh, this little soap
(I used to be a fan!)
Till the terrible twins appeared
Doing the worst they can.
Poor Grunt has two expressions
Mean and Mean & frown
Phil, I like his husky voice
But Peggy gets me down.
She pops up like a yo yo
Like she's been there for years
Telling us the 'End Ways'
I can't believe my ears !
So I'll leave all the viewing
To you Anny - then wait
Cos you can tell it oh so well
Nest episode ? Can't wait !
Written by Petal
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