It's about time someone told the truth
Eastenders is just pants
Espeshly with the reappearance
Of Fat old Phil and Grant.
Just looking at the two of them
Is really such a drag
Together they can't punch their way
Out of a Tesco's bag
They're just about as scary
As little tweety pie
And everyone's so terrified
I really wonder why
I was feeling quite depressed
Depression's wave was tidal
But the sight of Phil and Grant running
Has made me suicidal
Now good old Corrie makes me laugh
With all its twists and turns
With Martin, he's in lurv again
He never, ever learns
And Gail as coy as coy can be
But acting like a vamp
All in the hope of bedding Phil
Who looks awfully like a tramp
He hasn't had a decent shave
Since he has joined the street
Maybe a shave is not important
When you're doing feet
But Gail and Phil together
Make a lovely, dippy pair
Can't wait to see next episode
Half seven. I'll be there.
God bless
Moogaloo
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