Oh Anny please don't fret
Because you missed the blessed soap
The Omnibus is on Sunday
So to see it there's still hope.
Me ? I can't be bothered
With the like of Grunt and Phil
And Peggy, Sharon Chrissy Den
Used to watch 'em....had my fill.
It's always in the paper
Who's done what to who and when
So one quick read and I've caught up
Oh - what happened to Den ?
Oh that's right he got killed again
And this time can't be saved
But funniest sight was Chrissy
When she tumbled in his grave !
Before you think I watch this
But won't admit to you
I visited my Mum and she's an addict
The Street,Emmerdale too !
So when I got to see her
I get to have my fill
Of soaps - Mum watches everything
Especially Grunt and Phil !
Good to see you Anny.
Written by Petal
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