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petal · 21-01-2007, 12:00 PM

Hope Lozzie's learned her lesson
From yesterday's goings on
I shook my finger - shouted at her
Told her 'all this is wrong'

The F word is not to be said
Least not close to my ears
I'm quite broadminded 'bout most things
In my advancing years.

But Lozzie got carried away
No matter what I said
She F-d and F-d .....no stopping her
And I'd got an aching head !

Thankfully Mollie was there
Then in came our mate Max
(Max -she's not keen on this F word)
And then in pops our Waks !

Well off they went -it drove me daft
F this, and then F that !
And all I'd popped in for really
Was a cheerful friendly chat !

Oh Lozz...........I had to suffer it
Last night bout half past ten
When Bill.........he started F -in'
So I heard it all again !

I had enough and went to bed
My head was fit to burst
I'd had enough of F -in
Can't think of nothing worse !

Next time I think 'bout chatting
I'll check out first who's there
And is there's any F -in going on
Well - you'll not find me there !

(Good one Lozzie................best I could do as a reply !!............lol)

21-01-2007, 12:00 PM	#194 (permalink)
petal Super Member Join Date: Dec 2005 Location: Horncastle, Lincolnshire Posts: 8,512 Total Awards: 5	Re: own poems Hope Lozzie's learned her lesson From yesterday's goings on I shook my finger - shouted at her Told her 'all this is wrong' The F word is not to be said Least not close to my ears I'm quite broadminded 'bout most things In my advancing years. But Lozzie got carried away No matter what I said She F-d and F-d .....no stopping her And I'd got an aching head ! Thankfully Mollie was there Then in came our mate Max (Max -she's not keen on this F word) And then in pops our Waks ! Well off they went -it drove me daft F this, and then F that ! And all I'd popped in for really Was a cheerful friendly chat ! Oh Lozz...........I had to suffer it Last night bout half past ten When Bill.........he started F -in' So I heard it all again ! I had enough and went to bed My head was fit to burst I'd had enough of F -in Can't think of nothing worse ! Next time I think 'bout chatting I'll check out first who's there And is there's any F -in going on Well - you'll not find me there ! (Good one Lozzie................best I could do as a reply !!............lol)
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