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petal · 21-10-2006, 03:44 PM

Well what a day - it started out
All quiet and peaceful -then
I got a phone call from a friend
Round about half past ten.

A mutual friend of ours is going
Through a real bad state
His wife has thrown him out his house
So he really needs his mates.

It seems the case has been to court
And he has to leave the house
And sell it then give half to her
As she's his legal spouse.

But she's not lived there for a while
Lived in a caravan
Parked up in the garden
With her 'other man'.

It's been like this for two years now
And caused some mighty rows
But the judge said our friend should leave
And find another house.

He's out of work -what's more bankrupt
Paying off her debts
So all in all and with no home
He's in a sorry mess.

Then my Mum phoned -said she felt sad
Cos she not seen anyone
No-one visits weekends
Then she says 'Oh - snookers on !'

'I'll have to go - I always watch this
I used to with your Dad
I've had my weekly moan to you
Now I don't feel so bad '

Then my friend phoned up again
And said 'What we should do
Is get together, sort this chap out
Cos poor soul, he's not a clue'

She said 'On Monday, please will you
See the solicitor with me
'Yes' says I 'that'll be ok
It's the only day I'm free'.

So Monday we're on a mission
What we can do I just don't know
The Judge said 'no right to appeal'
So I think it's a 'No Go'

But at least we'll both know we tried
To help out this poor chap
And hopefully his wife (soon 'ex')
Will disappear off the map !

(Sorry but I had to get that out my system

)

21-10-2006, 03:44 PM	#34 (permalink)
petal Super Member Join Date: Dec 2005 Location: Horncastle, Lincolnshire Posts: 8,638 Total Awards: 5	Re: own poems Well what a day - it started out All quiet and peaceful -then I got a phone call from a friend Round about half past ten. A mutual friend of ours is going Through a real bad state His wife has thrown him out his house So he really needs his mates. It seems the case has been to court And he has to leave the house And sell it then give half to her As she's his legal spouse. But she's not lived there for a while Lived in a caravan Parked up in the garden With her 'other man'. It's been like this for two years now And caused some mighty rows But the judge said our friend should leave And find another house. He's out of work -what's more bankrupt Paying off her debts So all in all and with no home He's in a sorry mess. Then my Mum phoned -said she felt sad Cos she not seen anyone No-one visits weekends Then she says 'Oh - snookers on !' 'I'll have to go - I always watch this I used to with your Dad I've had my weekly moan to you Now I don't feel so bad ' Then my friend phoned up again And said 'What we should do Is get together, sort this chap out Cos poor soul, he's not a clue' She said 'On Monday, please will you See the solicitor with me 'Yes' says I 'that'll be ok It's the only day I'm free'. So Monday we're on a mission What we can do I just don't know The Judge said 'no right to appeal' So I think it's a 'No Go' But at least we'll both know we tried To help out this poor chap And hopefully his wife (soon 'ex') Will disappear off the map ! (Sorry but I had to get that out my system ) Last edited by petal; 21-10-2006 at 08:18 PM.
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