Just a quickie to say hello
And tell you how relieved
I am that Wimbledon's over
(Though some I know might grieve!)
My tele programmes up the spout
Schedules were a mess
Tried to video something funny
Got the history of the NHS !
Everything was put behind
For a game with a bat and ball
I'm sorry folks but sport for me
Does nothing, nothing at all !
Same with football -extra time
Cos someone hurt their knee
Cricket - that runs over
Cos they have to stop for tea !
Come summer time the TV planners
Might as well take a break
Cos folk like me like programmes
That might keep me awake !
Forgive me for my tiny rant
Sorry to one and all
Who love the game of tennis
But to me ....well It's just b***s !
