Daft bat ? Me ? Oh Chris
You know me oh too well
I wish I weren't so silly sometimes
But I know you won't tell
The whole world just how stupid
I am, the things I do
You'll keep my secrets - keep 'mum'
Now I'm depending on you !
Oh ooops !!! What am I saying
I've just told the world wide web
That I'm a daft bat, and worse 'stupid'
I've lost it in the head !!!