Massage today was brilliant !
Could have that every day
Nails polished ? Not so sure
It quickly chipped away.
Still I got the 'feel good factor'
Thats what I'm aiming for
Bill said I looked much better
Then he mopped the kitchen floor !!
Bless him, he knows how I've been
Right down in the dumps
And anything he tried to say or do
Gave me the hump !!
Tomorrow its leg wax and feet
Poor girl's not seen my feet
She'll need a hacksaw for my nails
But the rest will be a treat.
Course all the time I'm there
No housework's done -how sad
Though I did hoover the carpet
Thats my lot for today -not bad !
Oh eck.........Bill swore, the cat it seems
Has just caused such a spill
Knocked something over -dare I look
Was it beer ?...........poor Bill !
Suppose I better pacify
And make peace with the cat
Cos Bill, he was not happy,
So I'd better deal with that !!
