I';ve just had a disaster
The lens fell out my specs
I put it in a bit skew wop
And couldn't see.......oh eck !!
They're varifocals - have to
'Point your nose at what you see'
Well I can;t do that, well not now
I'm one eyed now.......thats me !
I only got them last October
Paid two hundred quid !
Please don't say 'I should have gone
to Specsavers' like my mate did.
Cos without my specs can you imagine
Me getting on a bus
Fumbling for my bus pass
And creating such a fuss ?
No way - it's so much easier
To pop just down the town
The chap there - he wil fix it
Better had - I'm starting to frown !!
At least I found my old ones
So all's not lost.........not quite
But these are a much darker lens
Everywhere looks like night !!!
So bear with me if I'm not here
Tomorrow.............it will be
Because I'm having problems
In short.............can't bloomin' see !
